View Full Version : Anyone ever smoke catnip?
Smurfy-v2.0
07-20-2004, 05:25 AM
Just curious if everyone ever smoked catnip, I tried it today. It was ok I guess, all it was was a nice relaxing and a few laugh and really dumb stuff. Like the anmes bill and steve, long story. Anyways, chya.. anyone ever smoke it? If so share you're stories.
Dan14
07-20-2004, 05:27 AM
Ive done it. I didnt tell anyone else about it because i was afraid they would say something like "thats for cats moron" or somethin like that. t has a distinctive smell too.
Paul Kemp
07-20-2004, 05:44 AM
My little brother set his hair on fire smoking catnip...
Smurfy-v2.0
07-20-2004, 05:56 AM
My little brother set his hair on fire smoking catnip...
hahaha omg.
Yeah catnip unbrned smells almost like a fruit. but once you burn it it smells JUST LIKE the ganja, which i found amusing.
Anyways im gonna go back to smoking the real stuff tonight. Ciao!
Psychopathic Ninja
07-20-2004, 08:05 AM
never tried catnip but one of my puerto rican buddies said that if you dry out a banana in the oven and then smoke it you'll feel mighty good, but i still have yet to be out of the real stuff to resort to smoking banana's lol. If any of you try it tell me how it is.
Big Wheel
07-20-2004, 05:48 PM
You can learn all about that banana smoking thing in the anarchists cookbook, just goto google search engine and put in anarchists cookbook then when you get on the site find it from there. Its a lot of work and alot of time and bananas so if youre planning on doing it you better hope its worth it all.
Smurfy-v2.0
07-20-2004, 08:46 PM
You can learn all about that banana smoking thing in the anarchists cookbook, just goto google search engine and put in anarchists cookbook then when you get on the site find it from there. Its a lot of work and alot of time and bananas so if youre planning on doing it you better hope its worth it all.
The Definitive Instructions for Smoking Banana Peels
1. Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas. (You used to need 200 pounds, but the potency has gone up 20x in the last 30 years.)
2. Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later - if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard.
3. Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.
4. The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.
5. Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside - you won't be smoking it.
6. Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)
7. Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bananas won't do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that's how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins! Yes, its true. I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT - it has carbon atoms and everything!
neo82087
07-20-2004, 09:11 PM
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Paul Kemp
07-20-2004, 11:12 PM
Taken from www.straightdope.com
'nuff siad about the banana peels
Good ol' Cecil.
Deathmaster4809
07-21-2004, 07:15 AM
so wait, you can really smoke catnip. how does it make you feel. is it as good as regular weed?
w33tq
07-21-2004, 10:26 PM
Never thought i'd see a thread like this. My cat loves catnip (duh... most cats probably do). He gets high off of it in no time. It gives him some kind of boost. Makes him more cheerul to the point where he'll attack and meow endlessly. I'll have to try it myself. :-p
ihateyoudienow
07-21-2004, 10:34 PM
catnip hmmm
Smurfy-v2.0
07-22-2004, 02:45 AM
I really doubt that it has any effect. If anything, you'll just get high due to a lack of oxygen from all the smoking you're doing. Not worth it... IF catnip really got you high, more people would know about it. Bottom line.
I neevr said i got high. I said it's jsut more of a relaxed state.
Joejoe8569
10-09-2004, 08:19 AM
my cat dosent smoke my bud so im not smoking his.
Catnip is for kitties, silly rabbit.
edit: you do realize this thread is like 3 months old, Joejoe8569, right?
Billy.
10-09-2004, 03:56 PM
We have catnip that grows in my yard. I don't think I'd try smoking it.
Smith357
10-09-2004, 04:06 PM
I think I tried that when I was twelve, along with corn silk, banana peels, and green tea. al a waste of time.
I tried peanut husks once. Lack of oxygyn.
my cat dosent smoke my bud so im not smoking his.
funny shit.
bewpian
10-09-2004, 08:34 PM
I might give it a try because Im allways looking for new ways to get high, has any one tryed nutmeg? I heared that it is like shrooms.
Suicidal Muffin
10-09-2004, 10:33 PM
you have to eat a lot of nutmeg to get high, as for smoking catnip. I'm fairly certain it doesn't get you high.
Pskov
10-10-2004, 04:46 AM
Nutmeg is nothing like shrooms, it is it's own totaly different toxic experiance, i believe erowid.org has info on it, READ THAT before you try it...
The only real effect of smoking catnip that i've ever heard from a reputable source is that it will intensify the effect of smoked tobacco.
Thats it, nothing else.
tidalecko
10-10-2004, 04:54 AM
Many people would do well to do some actual research on things, instead of purporting false information (which is a fatal flaw of the human race) shit spreads like wildfire, so if you're not sure of what you have heard then don't talk about it.
Nutmeg is a dissociated-like high, with feelings of bugs crawling under the skin, some muscle spasms, and odd cloudy eyesight. Not worth it in my opinion.
Catnip? Useful for playing with cats. Has a nice mint smell to it. That's about it.
kaswell
10-11-2004, 06:27 AM
Ive done it. I didnt tell anyone else about it because i was afraid they would say something like "thats for cats moron" or somethin like that. t has a distinctive smell too.
hahahahhahah thats so funny.
What are the effects of cat nip anyway??
Suicidal Muffin
10-11-2004, 07:19 PM
It has absolutely no effects on you. I've seen people smoke it, all that happens is they get "high" off of lack of oxygen to the head. Trust me not smoking anything is better than smoking cat nip.
Mr. Joey the arm
10-11-2004, 07:53 PM
my cat dosent smoke my bud so im not smoking his.
got my friends cat high once... that was before we shot it with the blowgun...
Jspeedy
10-12-2004, 04:59 AM
Catnip? Useful for playing with cats. Has a nice mint smell to it. That's about it.
Yeah, mainly becasue the only thing in catnip is mint leaves.
So any effects you get are just all in your head.
kaswell
10-12-2004, 07:49 AM
my cat dosent smoke my bud so im not smoking his.
hahahhahahhah
thundercles
10-12-2004, 09:59 AM
catnip doesn't get humans high, it gets cats high though and they love the shit. My friend used to kep a live plant in a glass case with her cats, it was so cruel cause they wanted the plant. Every now and then we'd get a little out and rub it on them, they love to roll in it and have it rubbed on them. Eventually they'll just eat it.
Kensai
10-12-2004, 07:01 PM
I was considering trying this a couple weeks ago...
Did some considerable research on it first. The chemical that gets the cats high doesnt have any affect on people. Before the common tea we have today was widly grown or used, people drank cat nip tea. If you have very much straight cat nip it makes you throw up i guess, and evedently its not hard to have too much.
KAISER
10-12-2004, 08:31 PM
I tried this many months ago. Absolutely no effect, if you think you feel a little laughy or whatever its because your depriving yourself of oxygen. If u tried to roll a joint of it you would probably throw up.
Just did it for experimentation.
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