Half Car and Beer!

RobotPoop · 11-05-2009, 12:42 AM

Look at this boner. Strangely I want one of these so badly.

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I AGREE

So I have a smorgasbord of beers in my fridge and it is time for fall cleaning so I will be getting good old fashioned drunk tonight! First up is 5 Heineken Lights. 2 down. If the Yanks don't win tonight it could get ugly.

Let's hear it for beer man, fuckin a.

imDelay · 11-05-2009, 01:13 AM

Damn that thing looks fun as fuck, as well as dangerous.

RobotPoop · 11-05-2009, 01:35 AM

Hideki hits a laser! Shoop da woop!

And I agree, it looks especially fun the way the dude is driving it backwards and shit, hahaha.

All 5 Heiny lights down just crushed one in honor of Godzirra!!

/not counting chickens.

ArucardX · 11-05-2009, 01:39 AM

Oh my god that looks like fun.

Dangerous.

Yet oh-so-much fun!

RobotPoop · 11-05-2009, 02:10 AM

What a piece of hitting. I totally nursed a beer this entire inning cause I was too busy being nervous and chewing on the rim.

If the Yankees win tonight, I am taking every penny I own and buying as many half cars as I can afford. I will then drive the best one across the country so you can all have a ride in it.

Doog · 11-05-2009, 03:01 AM

Did you by chance see this gem on Sportsnation (ESPN2) today? Its so badass, I couldn't believe the shit the guy could pull off in that monstrosity.

Also, f the Yankees. Sorry if you're from NY, but as an outsider its hard to root for a team who's payroll is around $201b, compared to the $71b of my Cincinnati Reds (and the closest team to the NYY payroll is still $65b LESS!)

Source: http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/salaries

RobotPoop · 11-05-2009, 03:12 AM

You don't have to source salaries to me buddy boy I have them quoted to me daily. But hey, it's the nature of the beast and the Yanks take full advantage of it. As could other owners. Plus these other teams with bogus owners love that the Yanks spend so much on the luxury tax. Know why? It goes right into their pockets. Where it stays.

Although as a Cincinatti fan you have 2 things held over us:

1) You handily swept us in the World Series in '76 I believe, the very same year Yankee Stadium went under massive renovations and ruined it's inaugural season.

2) Regardless of the 1998 Yankees (and all twenty sev, I mean, twenty six world championships), I would say the majority of baseball fans today still consider The Big Red Machine that swept us in the above WS as the greatest baseball team of all time.

And I am from NY and it's lookin good...

EDIT: That is the very same video from SportsNation today, haha, I thought that specific one was so funny I searched it out on youtube.

Doog · 11-05-2009, 05:47 AM

I can see your point on the salary issue, and its more of a fault with the management rather than the actual team. I don't know why I've always hated on the Yankees, they're definitely my least favorite in the AL though.
Props on the Big Rec Machine respect, they were a hell of a team and I wish I was around to see them play. 1990 team was nasty too, they had Barry Larkin & Eric Davis and led the division the entire season then won the World Series.

RobotPoop · 11-05-2009, 06:01 AM

Word up, see you in my Half Car soon Doog!

Fuckaround · 11-05-2009, 06:11 AM

That shit looks crazy! I need to find those guys so I can get one of those.

HOG · 11-05-2009, 06:12 AM

Great video, had me laughing!

Pinkfloyd · 11-05-2009, 01:49 PM

I was waitin for it to flip on top of him

SemiKiler · 11-05-2009, 04:53 PM

That thing is so badass. I was waiting for that thing to catch the ground while he was going backwards and fly off haha.

Baseball is a pussy sport in the first place. FULL CONTACT sports are where its at. IE Hockey

RobotPoop · 11-05-2009, 06:05 PM

Love hockey (Rangers of course). Play rugby. I'm good with my contact sports.

lexusOC80 · 11-08-2009, 12:59 PM

put a helmet on.. then DESTROY!!!

lexusOC80 · 11-08-2009, 01:00 PM

racing sportbikes on the track doing 100+.. is my thing. Ive done 2 track days and its so fun!!

Roxy Balboa · 11-14-2009, 08:00 AM

Sportsnation...colin tried to agree with some study that said helmets made football MORE dangerous instead of less...I was like wtf noob?

Illadelphian · 11-14-2009, 08:11 AM

This is an amazing video, I need a half car to fuck around with immediately.

Anonymous · 11-14-2009, 11:14 AM

I wonder how fast this runs the quarter mile.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roxy Balboa

Sportsnation...colin tried to agree with some study that said helmets made football MORE dangerous instead of less...I was like wtf noob?

When I played football I used my head as a weapon. I also once read about a study that showed drivers tend to drive closer to bike riders that wear helmets than those who don't. A knowledge of increased safety tends to increase risky behavior. I'm not saying that increased danger negates the increased safety but it's something worth considering.

Introspective · 11-14-2009, 08:23 PM

Just imagine the back of that getting caught in the ground and that shit flipping on you...

11-05-2009, 01:13 AM	#2
imDelay Jai Guru Deva Om Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,722	Damn that thing looks fun as fuck, as well as dangerous. __________________ I intend to live forever, or die trying.

11-05-2009, 01:35 AM	#3
RobotPoop I'm Oogie Boogie! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the Ton Posts: 2,094	Hideki hits a laser! Shoop da woop! And I agree, it looks especially fun the way the dude is driving it backwards and shit, hahaha. All 5 Heiny lights down just crushed one in honor of Godzirra!! /not counting chickens. __________________ Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one's groin meets each new day with such a gala spectacle of physiological optimism? C.D. Payne All the better to smell you with my dear! I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport, With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life...

11-05-2009, 01:39 AM	#4
ArucardX Entering the Nexus Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,238	Oh my god that looks like fun. Dangerous. Yet oh-so-much fun! __________________ "The Shaman is the Mythmaker, and the source of his faith is his own experiences of the Divine in Nature." There is knowledge that cannot be explained.

11-05-2009, 02:10 AM	#5
RobotPoop I'm Oogie Boogie! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the Ton Posts: 2,094	What a piece of hitting. I totally nursed a beer this entire inning cause I was too busy being nervous and chewing on the rim. If the Yankees win tonight, I am taking every penny I own and buying as many half cars as I can afford. I will then drive the best one across the country so you can all have a ride in it. __________________ Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one's groin meets each new day with such a gala spectacle of physiological optimism? C.D. Payne All the better to smell you with my dear! I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport, With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life...

11-05-2009, 03:12 AM	#7
RobotPoop I'm Oogie Boogie! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the Ton Posts: 2,094	You don't have to source salaries to me buddy boy I have them quoted to me daily. But hey, it's the nature of the beast and the Yanks take full advantage of it. As could other owners. Plus these other teams with bogus owners love that the Yanks spend so much on the luxury tax. Know why? It goes right into their pockets. Where it stays. Although as a Cincinatti fan you have 2 things held over us: 1) You handily swept us in the World Series in '76 I believe, the very same year Yankee Stadium went under massive renovations and ruined it's inaugural season. 2) Regardless of the 1998 Yankees (and all twenty sev, I mean, twenty six world championships), I would say the majority of baseball fans today still consider The Big Red Machine that swept us in the above WS as the greatest baseball team of all time. And I am from NY and it's lookin good... EDIT: That is the very same video from SportsNation today, haha, I thought that specific one was so funny I searched it out on youtube. __________________ Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one's groin meets each new day with such a gala spectacle of physiological optimism? C.D. Payne All the better to smell you with my dear! I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport, With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life... Last edited by RobotPoop : 11-05-2009 at 03:14 AM.

11-05-2009, 03:01 AM	#6
Doog Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 63	Did you by chance see this gem on Sportsnation (ESPN2) today? Its so badass, I couldn't believe the shit the guy could pull off in that monstrosity. Also, f the Yankees. Sorry if you're from NY, but as an outsider its hard to root for a team who's payroll is around $201b, compared to the $71b of my Cincinnati Reds (and the closest team to the NYY payroll is still $65b LESS!) Source: http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/salaries

11-05-2009, 05:47 AM	#8
Doog Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 63	I can see your point on the salary issue, and its more of a fault with the management rather than the actual team. I don't know why I've always hated on the Yankees, they're definitely my least favorite in the AL though. Props on the Big Rec Machine respect, they were a hell of a team and I wish I was around to see them play. 1990 team was nasty too, they had Barry Larkin & Eric Davis and led the division the entire season then won the World Series.

11-05-2009, 06:01 AM	#9
RobotPoop I'm Oogie Boogie! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the Ton Posts: 2,094	Word up, see you in my Half Car soon Doog! __________________ Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one's groin meets each new day with such a gala spectacle of physiological optimism? C.D. Payne All the better to smell you with my dear! I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport, With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life...

11-05-2009, 06:11 AM	#10
Fuckaround Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 177	That shit looks crazy! I need to find those guys so I can get one of those.

11-05-2009, 06:12 AM	#11
HOG Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 36	Great video, had me laughing!

11-05-2009, 04:53 PM	#13
SemiKiler Not a war on drugs, war on personal freedom!!!!!!! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,139	That thing is so badass. I was waiting for that thing to catch the ground while he was going backwards and fly off haha. Baseball is a pussy sport in the first place. FULL CONTACT sports are where its at. IE Hockey __________________ I'm a junkie tryin' to get my fix, real relieved when I finally get my shit. I put it in a spoon and cook it up, and use my needle to shoot it up.

11-05-2009, 06:05 PM	#14
RobotPoop I'm Oogie Boogie! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the Ton Posts: 2,094	Love hockey (Rangers of course). Play rugby. I'm good with my contact sports. __________________ Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one's groin meets each new day with such a gala spectacle of physiological optimism? C.D. Payne All the better to smell you with my dear! I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport, With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life...

11-08-2009, 12:59 PM	#15
lexusOC80 80's and Chronic's Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Tennakey Posts: 205	put a helmet on.. then DESTROY!!!

11-08-2009, 01:00 PM	#16
lexusOC80 80's and Chronic's Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Tennakey Posts: 205	racing sportbikes on the track doing 100+.. is my thing. Ive done 2 track days and its so fun!!

11-14-2009, 08:00 AM	#17
Roxy Balboa Opiphiliac Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Salt Lake, UT Posts: 163	Sportsnation...colin tried to agree with some study that said helmets made football MORE dangerous instead of less...I was like wtf noob? __________________ Consider it a sad tragedy for a person to value life over honour, to live on their knees rather than die on their feet.

11-14-2009, 08:11 AM	#18
Illadelphian Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Illadelph Posts: 1,698	This is an amazing video, I need a half car to fuck around with immediately.

11-14-2009, 08:23 PM	#20
Introspective Moderate THIS! Join Date: May 2008 Location: Electric Ladyland Posts: 1,240	Just imagine the back of that getting caught in the ground and that shit flipping on you... __________________ Well if its good enough to get broke off a proper chunk Ill take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

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