The Getting Caught Thread

[pfister.william]

I was smoking weed with a friend and when I came home my parents kept smelling me and I was eating a bunch of goldfish. My mom was like well aren't you hungry today. I was like yeah.
I came home one time after school with real blood shot eyes and smelling like weed i guess cause my mom asked to sniff my fingers.
I took like half a bottle of vodka from our fridge and drank it after school before I came home and my mom asked me about it and I denied it.
I was busted at a lock in at church on benadryl. A friend told the pastor and he called my mom. she came and I was still trippin cause that shit lasts forever. I told her it was for allergies.
I got caught with tons of lighters and whenever I am found with them i say it is to light candles and shit
I came home after spending the night at a frineds hous with a bitch of a hangover and said it was because i was up all night playing halo

[chrol]

Originally Posted by pfister.william

I was smoking weed with a friend and when I came home my parents kept smelling me and I was eating a bunch of goldfish. My mom was like well aren't you hungry today. I was like yeah.
I came home one time after school with real blood shot eyes and smelling like weed i guess cause my mom asked to sniff my fingers.
I took like half a bottle of vodka from our fridge and drank it after school before I came home and my mom asked me about it and I denied it.
I was busted at a lock in at church on benadryl. A friend told the pastor and he called my mom. she came and I was still trippin cause that shit lasts forever. I told her it was for allergies.
I got caught with tons of lighters and whenever I am found with them i say it is to light candles and shit
I came home after spending the night at a frineds hous with a bitch of a hangover and said it was because i was up all night playing halo

Between this and your diph thread...

Oh my god. Please stick around. Post lots. It's seriously one of the best parts of my days.

[ProperPropaganda]

AhahahahahaHAhahahahaha I'm dying. That whole church story is as funny as watching that cheerleader that got fucked up by the h1n1 vaccine. I love it

[RustyShackelford]

The first time I got busted was in the 6th grade, I had sold some bud to a kid I just met. He gave me 20 bucks for about 2 grams of reggie. All of a sudden they pull me in the office and tell me this kid said "He threw marijuana at me and told me I owed him money." The funniest part was even after being arrested and shit the kid never even told them he actually DID pay me the money already. Of course he was dealt with though for being a rat. Other than that where I live no one could give two shits about me having weed or anything.

[malefic]

my mom caught me red handed smoking a cigarette at school last winter
she cried and a bunch of drama
then two days later my dad goes through my car and finds an empty bottle of vodka that my best friend left (even though the vodka was in a water bottle in the glove compartment) and he found my unopened pack of cigs and took them away

then i got a lecture and blah blah
now i can throw parties and drink whenever i want
they just hate when i smoke
i quit, so they are happy

and for drugs... they dont know. O.o
but one time i accidentally explained my experience on shrooms and accidentally texted it to my mom instead of a friend of mine, so i made up a story quick about how i was quoting someone dumb. she believed it somehow???????

[RustyShackelford]

Originally Posted by malefic

my mom caught me red handed smoking a cigarette at school last winter
she cried and a bunch of drama
then two days later my dad goes through my car and finds an empty bottle of vodka that my best friend left (even though the vodka was in a water bottle in the glove compartment) and he found my unopened pack of cigs and took them away

then i got a lecture and blah blah
now i can throw parties and drink whenever i want
they just hate when i smoke
i quit, so they are happy

and for drugs... they dont know. O.o
but one time i accidentally explained my experience on shrooms and accidentally texted it to my mom instead of a friend of mine, so i made up a story quick about how i was quoting someone dumb. she believed it somehow???????

"I was tripping shit!!!! Oh, uhhhhhh, sorry about that mom" hahahahaha

[blode]

Mum really nicely cleaned out my room and found everything in drawers.
Mum caught me smoking cigar with friend outside
Friends mum saw me smoking a bong and said "I won't say anything" and walked back inside.
I got really drunk and vomited all over my friends doona once and friends mum found vomit stains and I was banned from house.
At school once I was smoking a joint behind a crate type thing. Teacher walks behind crate and sees us, I said it was just tobacco and she believed me.
Friends and I smoked up in an alley, as we walked outta the alley a cop car pulls up, the guys look at us and see me put a pipe in my pocket but friend says we live near by and are going home, so they let us go. They wanted us to be safe and it was cool with them.
Second time with cops, got high at a park with friends, one friend was smashed, rolled a guy outside mcdonalds and jumped on top of a car and sets the alarm off, we all run down the street, an undercover car pulls up. My friend the kid who jumped on the car and another friend slow down, the other five kids keep running. My friends run off into alley, a policewoman yells out stop and I stop, then I keep running and we run out into the train tracks and on the other side, hide there for two hours and then go back to friends house and sleep there. next day cops show up at his house and asks if his name is this: he says yes but plays it cool and acts like he's really sleepy.
Later five other friends ring us, one of them got searches and the one with the weed was about to be searched but another friend is a smart ass to the cops and they forget about it. My friends all made fake names but one of them told the cops the truth and told them my name but they've never followed up on it.

[Ranga]

Filled my water bottle half-way up with Jim Beam before school one day. My mum was about to fill it up the rest of the way with water, but then smelt the jimmy.

"Why have you got jimmy in your bottle ranga?"

"I wanted to see what it tasted like, and I didn't like it but didn't want to throw it away either"

"well that was stupid wasn't it? I've poured it down the drain now because I thought you were going to drink it at school. What a waste"

[BeefyMcNasty]

Sometimes my spouse asks "why the hell do you have pink boogers?" Needless to say I check my nose much more often...

[Penguin2]

Originally Posted by RustyShackelford

The first time I got busted was in the 6th grade, I had sold some bud to a kid I just met. He gave me 20 bucks for about 2 grams of reggie. All of a sudden they pull me in the office and tell me this kid said "He threw marijuana at me and told me I owed him money." The funniest part was even after being arrested and shit the kid never even told them he actually DID pay me the money already. Of course he was dealt with though for being a rat. Other than that where I live no one could give two shits about me having weed or anything.

You sold drugs in 6th grade. Just wow. O_o

[pantera9296]

I have an embarrassing story. about 2 months ago I went to school and took 2 xanax blues. I did not no the effects of this drug at the time. I was visibly very intoxicated, and I got suspended for the rest of the year. pretty sucky. thats the only time ive ever got in trouble for drugs.

[Quoth the Raven]

Heh, never been questioned on it, but there's been a few times on the London Underground where it's been crammed and I've had to stand right next to some British Transport Police with weed on me, and I heard them sniffing and looking suspiciously around.. it was obvious they could smell it but thank fuck the carriage was so crowded they had no idea who had it.

[malefic]

Actually I told my mom that I tried pot just once, but thought it felt weird so I didn't do it ever again.

Biggest lie ive ever told.

[Vengeful Scars]

My mom has found(in no particular order):

a few different spoons with various pain killers cooked in them, rigs in the same area that weren't used for insulin(those stay in the fridge)
2oz pot
A QP and a couple hundred dollars
~$600 worth of tabs and adderall
the plastic grocery bag pieces my heroin comes in
a few random ass rolls I dropped in the house
a Coke rock I dropped as I was hiding my coke tray and shit(she didn't know wtf it was at the time and just threw it away)

She's never found any of my psychedelics but she has busted up a party of mine when I was on a shit ton of mushrooms and I had to talk to her for an hour(more like get yelled at) or so.... she just thought I was drunk/crazy as fuck.

I was a bad kid I guess

[aceshigher]

A bunch of buddy's and I were sitting in his truck outside our local pub smoking one and watching a Niel Young live DVD. The cops roll up so we put out the joint. The cop walks up, my buddy rolls down his window. The cops asks what where doing and my buddy says "Watching Niel Man". The cop laughs then asks us were the weed is. My buddy hands it over and the cop stomps it out on the ground. Its a good thing that we didn't have much left other wise that could have really sucked. So the cop tells us to go back inside for a couple hours till were good to drive home.



I love Canada thats pretty much the worst that ever happens as long as you don't have a ton of weed on you.

[crazymike703]

ive been smoking 80's for almost a years now. about five a day. last month i had no money and desperately needed to get high. my mom kept her jewelry hidden on the tall ass shelf hung on the wall. as fucked up as this is i know,(ya'll know how addicting OC is) i stole my moms wedding ring from her first wedding, and two other rings and pawned them soon after. so i get 500 for the three(just a loan) and got 7 pills. midway through smoking my first pill i get a call from my mom. she wants to know why there is a bar stool next to the above mentioned shelf and why there are three rings missing. my dumb as forgot to put the damn stool back cuz i was fiending so bad!!! i denied it and she said she believed me. then while i was in school to went there and got in my car and searched it. she found my tooter and three pieces of used foil. luckily i had the pills on me. she filed a police report, but i came clean with her that night and she dropped it. i was in big ass trouble but at least i wasnt arrested.

[Bedroom Bebop]

I've got quite a few close-call stories, but I'll save those for later.

I've been caught with buddha, liquor, and cough-medication.

So it was a cold-as-fuck winter night in December of last year. My buds and I decided to go pick up a few fifths of some cheap liquor. Being primarily seniors at that time, we didn't care for the quality as long as it got us fucked up. I can't remember what the names of the other drinks we had gotten were, but the fifth that got my messed up was Bernett's Pomegrante-flavored. Oh man, I drank half of that fifth down like it was water all by myself. My buds forgot that I had been chilling on it for a hot minute. Well, we were drinking in this area that was pretty much surrounded by trees. It was right next to a highway and there was one of those sewage-lakes where the storm drains drain off to.

Suffice, to say the next part of this story had to be told by my friends because I don't remember shiiiit. Apparently I had managed to get close-enough to the lake where my friends noticed that I might fall into it from (Given my state of mind, that wasn't completely out of the question). They told me to be careful and whatnot, but of course my stupid ass fell backwards down the hill. It sent me tumbling down into those frigid waters. Given, the water couldn't be more than a foot deep, I put on a scene as if I was drowning. For some reason, I did not simply stand up which would have averted the future issues that would arise. My good friend, "B", who had been my friend for years, decided to go into that cold, nasty-ass water himself to wrestle me out. Yes, wrestle. The booze within me wanted to pull him in with me for whatever reasons. Finally, we made it out of the foot-deep water, soaking wet.

We ended up at this local gas station/mini-mart that we always frequented. One of my female friends had the idea of feeding me bread to soak up the alcohol which might in turn sober me up a bit. I of course proceeded to act like an infant and spit the crumbs all over the place.

The next morning, I woke up at my other friend's couch, who had been with us that night, in my boxer-briefs. The couch was soaked and reeked of sewage. Apparently, I had given them a good tustle when they were trying to get my cold, wet clothes off.

That was one of the events where I learned that I needed to watch how much alcohol I consumed. I can/could throw back vodka like it was nothing and it'd still get me fucked up. But damn, that shower the morning after was amazing.

"B" thought the story was funny and told his parents. His father proceeded to call of his friends dumbasses which I can definitely attest to. I wasn't there for this, but I needed a way to snake this story into the "Caught" thread, right? Bahaha.

[Penguin2]

That is a pretty well written, interesting story bro.

[steph is stoned]

My father and I have been smoking together every day since I was 16 or 17, when I was younger we never talked or hung out. Smoking together really brought us closer, he knows I used to be addicted to xanax. I've told him I have tried various drugs in the past, he would get pissed at me though if he seen me on anything besides weed or alcohol. I've asked him and so have some of my friends to do acid again one last time and he was like "nah I'm too old". But he does get curious and ask me random ass questions like: "So...how much do rolls cost?" and one time he asked me what xanax and oxycontin felt like lol. I had to bite my tongue from saying heaven. Haha.

My mom is cool as fuck, she used to be an alcoholic well she still is but she used to be worse. When she lived here we would fight constantly, mostly verbal, a few times physical. Her and my dad finally split up 2 or 3 years ago and she moved up north. I talk to her every day or every other day now, we never fight. I tell her everything I do, I always tell her about the drugs I do (and done). She still says things that worried mothers usually do, but she never gets mad or tells my dad or anything. She's awesome, if I tell her I'm gonna a bar or some tabs or something the next time I talk to her she always says "So did you get your xanax/tabs the other night?"

I got arrested in January for being a complete idiot. Too much clonazepam and a few cups of vodka resulted in me losing my shit in a Walgreens, I was told that I just started cussing and throwing shit? This fat bitch called the cops and I was very uncooperative with them (I was trying to kick them and calling them some nasty names). One cop asked to do a blood test and I was told that I said "Fuck no!!!" So I got 4 charges: public drunkenness(misdemeanor), Disorderly conduct(misdemeanor), obstruction against a police officer (twice) and those were felonies. I was a dumb ass, I knew it wasn't good to mix pills together with alcohol but I didn't know that mixing benzodiazepines with alcohol has the possibility to turn you into a raving pissed off lunatic with absolutely no recollection of anything you did (well, I already did know the latter). Still, I just figured if I mix benzo's with alcohol it would make me drowsy and slow, not have a major psychotic episode. You live and learn, I was at rock bottom anyways, going to jail was a wake up call. A cold hard slap of reality and I learned my lesson.