Skull a drink?

blode · 10-30-2009, 04:14 AM

Skull = Drink large quantities without swallowing incredibly fast.

How is this done?
I try to open my throat up but the drink just stays there.
I realize by making this post that my manhood has gone out the window but perhaps I can earn it back if told how, I dunno.

RobotPoop · 10-30-2009, 04:35 AM

this is an acquired skill man. Some people have an aptitude for it and some people need practice. Here on this side of the pond chugginh = skulling but I like you guys' term better, haha. You have to kind of re train yourself how to swallow. Instead of the traditional sip, close mouth, swallow, you have to learn to do it without closing the throat.

I was lucky(?) enough to have been blessed with the god given ability to skull beer extremely quickly. But I have friends from college who weren't at first but ytained themselves, haha. They used to take a pint glass and fill it with water and just practice. One of my biggest pieces of advice is this: open your mouth wide and cover as much of the rim of the cup as possible. This helps to keep the throat open and ready to imbibe at warp speed.

I've gotten to the point where I barely even have to swallow when skulling a pint of beer. It just pours right down, haha. It's a fun thing to do in school and shit and it still comes in handy when my younger bros here of stories my brother tells them and they challenge me and the I promptly bring them to their knees begging for mercy, haha.

But like I said, if it doesn't come naturally, just practice with water at first, then move on to beer once you think you've mastered it. Just keep your throat as wide open as possible and keep the glass and the beer going down your throat as vertical as possible as well. When swallowing just kind of let the throat naturally do it's thing as the fluid is passing it (the epiglottis will instinctively need to close in order to prevent food/liquid entering the lungs but you can learn to minimize this movement).

So yeah I used to love chugging/skulling beers back in college, haha, and still do from time to time.

Biggest thing, is to practice with water. The carbonation from beer can get in the way of fine tuning your technique, haha. Don't worry killer you'll get there. Also try funneling some beers as this will force you to feel what I'm talking about with the beer just flowing down your throat. Good luck dude!

doublestaxx · 10-30-2009, 05:17 AM

Just relax your throat and learn to take little breaths through your nose. After that it's just about getting faster.

MMAfan23 · 10-30-2009, 03:04 PM

Practicing with water only goes so far. It's much easier to do with water IMO since I can chug a whole 16 oz bottle of water like it's nothing but I can't do that much beer at once.

OliviaMarie · 10-30-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by doublestaxx

Just relax your throat and learn to take little breaths through your nose. After that it's just about getting faster.

I am resisting the urge to make a blow job instructional joke here.

I shall move on and retain my dignity.

DiverDan · 10-30-2009, 04:49 PM

One of my close friends can drain a schooner in two gulps. No joke. We're planning on capturing it on video one of these days. I've seen him take down a pint in roughly two seconds before.

Dystopia · 10-30-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RobotPoop

this is an acquired skill man. Some people have an aptitude for it and some people need practice. Here on this side of the pond chugginh = skulling but I like you guys' term better, haha. You have to kind of re train yourself how to swallow. Instead of the traditional sip, close mouth, swallow, you have to learn to do it without closing the throat.

I was lucky(?) enough to have been blessed with the god given ability to skull beer extremely quickly. But I have friends from college who weren't at first but ytained themselves, haha. They used to take a pint glass and fill it with water and just practice. One of my biggest pieces of advice is this: open your mouth wide and cover as much of the rim of the cup as possible. This helps to keep the throat open and ready to imbibe at warp speed.

I've gotten to the point where I barely even have to swallow when skulling a pint of beer. It just pours right down, haha. It's a fun thing to do in school and shit and it still comes in handy when my younger bros here of stories my brother tells them and they challenge me and the I promptly bring them to their knees begging for mercy, haha.

But like I said, if it doesn't come naturally, just practice with water at first, then move on to beer once you think you've mastered it. Just keep your throat as wide open as possible and keep the glass and the beer going down your throat as vertical as possible as well. When swallowing just kind of let the throat naturally do it's thing as the fluid is passing it (the epiglottis will instinctively need to close in order to prevent food/liquid entering the lungs but you can learn to minimize this movement).

So yeah I used to love chugging/skulling beers back in college, haha, and still do from time to time.

Biggest thing, is to practice with water. The carbonation from beer can get in the way of fine tuning your technique, haha. Don't worry killer you'll get there. Also try funneling some beers as this will force you to feel what I'm talking about with the beer just flowing down your throat. Good luck dude!

I will totally destroy you in beer bong or shotguning beer. two gulps on the bong beat that shit.

chrol · 10-30-2009, 07:58 PM

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Hahaha the reaction shots. The chick with the headset on looks absolutely dumbfounded.

powerbar · 10-30-2009, 11:19 PM

I've been in a frat and I've been drinking beer for a long time and I still can't chug. Good luck!

malefic · 10-31-2009, 01:28 AM

i cant even take a full shot... now thats sad

RobotPoop · 10-31-2009, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dystopia

I will totally destroy you in beer bong or shotguning beer. two gulps on the bong beat that shit.

Not a big shotgunner but when it comes to chugging or funneling you're on big boy!

GimmeFiction · 10-31-2009, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by RobotPoop

I was lucky(?) enough to have been blessed with the god given ability to skull beer extremely quickly.

Me too. I've seen people who can't chug at all. Even when they drink liquor they drink it like water. ech

RustyShackelford · 10-31-2009, 10:26 AM

I went to Spencers and bought a 12 dollar beer bong that pretty much tought me how to open my throat at a pace that's not overhwelming. Try that, and then you should be able to work with other shit.

Ranga · 10-31-2009, 01:42 PM

I always thought skulling was just drinking really fast without stoppping, I never knew you weren't allowed to swallow haha. I;m fucking shit at skulling then.

bROW · 11-02-2009, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by RustyShackelford

I went to Spencers and bought a 12 dollar beer bong that pretty much tought me how to open my throat at a pace that's not overhwelming. Try that, and then you should be able to work with other shit.

You can make a beer bong for like $6.

RustyShackelford · 11-02-2009, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bROW

You can make a beer bong for like $6.

Easily. I just thought I would throw it out there. They also have a beer bong that is one big funnel with 2 hoses so 2 people can bong it at the same time.

RobotPoop · 11-02-2009, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by RANGANATION

I always thought skulling was just drinking really fast without stoppping, I never knew you weren't allowed to swallow haha. I;m fucking shit at skulling then.

Hahaha no Ranga you're right. Skulling/chugging simply refers to drinking a glass of beer as quickly as possible. It's just that once you get really good at it you dont even really neet to swallow, you can just whack the fucker and it'll go straight down the throat.

10-30-2009, 04:35 AM	#2
RobotPoop Eight slugs in me: one bullet, the rest bourbon... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the Ton Posts: 3,770	this is an acquired skill man. Some people have an aptitude for it and some people need practice. Here on this side of the pond chugginh = skulling but I like you guys' term better, haha. You have to kind of re train yourself how to swallow. Instead of the traditional sip, close mouth, swallow, you have to learn to do it without closing the throat. I was lucky(?) enough to have been blessed with the god given ability to skull beer extremely quickly. But I have friends from college who weren't at first but ytained themselves, haha. They used to take a pint glass and fill it with water and just practice. One of my biggest pieces of advice is this: open your mouth wide and cover as much of the rim of the cup as possible. This helps to keep the throat open and ready to imbibe at warp speed. I've gotten to the point where I barely even have to swallow when skulling a pint of beer. It just pours right down, haha. It's a fun thing to do in school and shit and it still comes in handy when my younger bros here of stories my brother tells them and they challenge me and the I promptly bring them to their knees begging for mercy, haha. But like I said, if it doesn't come naturally, just practice with water at first, then move on to beer once you think you've mastered it. Just keep your throat as wide open as possible and keep the glass and the beer going down your throat as vertical as possible as well. When swallowing just kind of let the throat naturally do it's thing as the fluid is passing it (the epiglottis will instinctively need to close in order to prevent food/liquid entering the lungs but you can learn to minimize this movement). So yeah I used to love chugging/skulling beers back in college, haha, and still do from time to time. Biggest thing, is to practice with water. The carbonation from beer can get in the way of fine tuning your technique, haha. Don't worry killer you'll get there. Also try funneling some beers as this will force you to feel what I'm talking about with the beer just flowing down your throat. Good luck dude! __________________ Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one's groin meets each new day with such a gala spectacle of physiological optimism? C.D. Payne All the better to smell you with my dear! Start wearing Purple, wearing Purple Start wearing Purple for me now, All your sanity and wits they will all vanish, I promise, It is just a matter of time...

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DiverDan The Alpha and Omega Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,553	One of my close friends can drain a schooner in two gulps. No joke. We're planning on capturing it on video one of these days. I've seen him take down a pint in roughly two seconds before. __________________ "So we supposed to put our dreams on hold for da weed man?" - Virgil "I ain't gon' lie man, we need dat kush before we can accomplish anything man." - Big Oozy

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10-30-2009, 03:04 PM	#4
MMAfan23 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 925	Practicing with water only goes so far. It's much easier to do with water IMO since I can chug a whole 16 oz bottle of water like it's nothing but I can't do that much beer at once.

10-30-2009, 11:19 PM	#9
powerbar Hashshashin Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 903	I've been in a frat and I've been drinking beer for a long time and I still can't chug. Good luck!

10-31-2009, 10:26 AM	#13
RustyShackelford Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 86	I went to Spencers and bought a 12 dollar beer bong that pretty much tought me how to open my throat at a pace that's not overhwelming. Try that, and then you should be able to work with other shit.

10-31-2009, 01:42 PM	#14
Ranga blazin' a sesh'n... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 902	I always thought skulling was just drinking really fast without stoppping, I never knew you weren't allowed to swallow haha. I;m fucking shit at skulling then.