Funny stuff that happened to you

blode · 11-12-2009, 01:03 PM

I'm in a mood for laughing + i'm on LSD and think this will be a brilliant idea.
Everyone tell their good funny stories.

Mine just happened then:

I was tripping out a bit and decided to smoke some weed, so I grabbed my bong and filled my bowl. Then I started to rip.
I was like, what the fuck's happening? It was impossible to get the smoke down and it hurt like hell, so I kept trying to finish the cone and eventually after like four tries it went down and it just seemed really weird, must be the lsd I thought. So I put the bong down and then I had this sudden realization, I was like: ohhhhhhhhh, I need to put water in the bong.

Fuckaround · 11-12-2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blode

I was tripping out a bit and decided to smoke some weed, so I grabbed my bong and filled my bowl. Then I started to rip.
I was like, what the fuck's happening? It was impossible to get the smoke down and it hurt like hell, so I kept trying to finish the cone and eventually after like four tries it went down and it just seemed really weird, must be the lsd I thought. So I put the bong down and then I had this sudden realization, I was like: ohhhhhhhhh, I need to put water in the bong.

Fuck I do that all the time when I'm really drunk or tripping.

doublestaxx · 11-12-2009, 05:21 PM

I kept wondering why my ciggarette was going out, I would light it take a few drags and then it would go out and I'd have to light it again.
I lit it three times and smoked almost half of the filter before I realized I was smoking it backwards

LastDanceWithMj · 11-12-2009, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doublestaxx

I kept wondering why my ciggarette was going out, I would light it take a few drags and then it would go out and I'd have to light it again.
I lit it three times and smoked almost half of the filter before I realized I was smoking it backwards

Haha I have done something like that. Not gone as far as lighting it multiple times but it took me awhile haha

Roxy Balboa · 11-13-2009, 02:49 AM

Lmfao doublestaxx...I can only imagine the fucking taste in your mouth. I lit and took ONE deep drag off a cigarette and will probably never do it again..it was so disgusting that I make SURE that I have the shit the right way now. Man, if you coulda followed me through high school with a camera, you would have multiple hours of hilarious footage to watch repeatedly. I'm one of few people I talk to who says he misses high school...

RobotPoop · 11-13-2009, 02:55 AM

I loved HS man. And I wasn't any of the Breakfast Club HS archetypes. Just the dude you sat next to in Bio, haha. I had a lot of fun.

Roxy Balboa · 11-13-2009, 03:10 AM

See I WAS a "typical high school stereotype" but I enjoyed the shit out of it you can be sure of that...so many times id wake up and be like how the fuck did I get home last night only to look out and see my truck parked all fucked up outside and put my phone on the charger only to get 20 texts and a billion voicemails telling me I was the shit, they loved me, I was an asshole, fuck me, I'm dead, where did you go? Etc etc...it was so funny hearing about my night from my best friends perspective or some bimbo I banged or my gf bitching about HEARING about the bimbos and me somehow playing off a hickey on my neck to my shouldwer pads hitting my neck lllllloooollllllll dumbass highschool hoes lol

Irish Girl · 11-13-2009, 04:13 AM

Backstory: I had been taking handfuls of pills with no water (because I was lazy) and got an esophageal ulcer in the middle of the summer- for 7 days in 100F weather I couldn't eat anything and could barely drink. I was hospitalized for severe dehydration and went into shock from the pain. This story happens a month later, when I was still terrified of doing something bad to my throat.

Story: I was at my friend's dorm watching Super Troopers. We were high as shit off of wonderful bowls of these awesome bowls of dank weed with hash and topped with hash oil, as it is against federal law to watch Super Troopers while not high. I had brought a bottle of Dasani water to drink, and had put it under the chair. Halfway through the movie, I reached under the chair to grab my water, and pulled out a Dasani water bottle. I started drinking from it, and thought, "Wow. This tastes very lemony and stingy. I think it's some lemon vodka. I should drink more." So I did. After drinking about 1/3 of the bottle, I turned to my friend and said, "This is not water," thinking she would want some vodka, too. She looked at me with a horrified face and said, "That's Lysol." (I still do not know why my friend stored Lysol in a water bottle under a chair.) At that point, I could literally feel the fumes coming out of me, and all I could think was, "I am either going to die of poisoning or throw up and reopen my ulcer." In my very high, panicked state, I thought that the best thing to do would be to call the RA and ask for help. (I have absolutely no idea what I thought that would accomplish.) My friends had absolutely no intention of calling anybody into a room full of weed and hash; they were all stoned off their asses, one one guy had a backpack full of weed, as we were just one stop on his drop-off rounds that night. I didn't want to go to the hospital, since I was clearly high, and no one was in the position to drive anyway. Someone finally called poison control, and they told me to drink a liter of water and a liter of milk, which relieved me because I was afraid they would make me throw up and that would reopen my ulcer.

I came out of this completely freaked out, and felt that this was an awful evening. I have since realized that all my friends think that it was the most hilarious thing that they had ever seen (I think that the weed/hash may have influenced that). When I get introduced to new people, they often say, "Oh, Lysol! I've heard so much about you!"

Summary: Do not just swallow pills. Do not store Lysol in water bottle under chairs. If you are high, do not continue drinking things that are lemony-fresh when they shouldn't be.

recklessminded · 11-13-2009, 04:24 AM

Ok this ones short, but it was so funny to me at the time. Early today around noon, I went to see my dealer at the usual spot we have set up for a bag of dog-food (heroin). He came out of his crib and walked over to my car to tell me that he had to run really quick down the block to pick up more product because he had ran out. He told me he'd be right back and walked back up towards his house and went in to an alley way where I thought he was cutting through to go meet HIS connect. Please mind that I am pretty stoned at the time.
Anyhow, my dealer is like this guy that lives in the most violent, ghettoist city in NY and looks like he would probably shoot and kill someone if they did something wrong to him. After about 30 secs, I see him backing out on this toyish-looking blue and silver moped with the helmet on and all that! It was the most hilarious thing I had seen all day. Here is this gangster, with a big ass gold neckless and a gun tucked at his waste, pulling out on a moped and driving off in to the sun to his connect to get me a bag of dope. My little bro was in the car and I couldn't stop fucking laughing.
I know that you had to be there to really get the full funniness of the whole thing, but if you had been, you'd be drop dead laughing.
Enjoy your trip, blode, and my super short story for what its worth, lol,

-----RecklessMinded-----

steph is stoned · 11-13-2009, 10:09 PM

Lol Irish. Don't feel bad, I have done similar things twice.

First time I was like 14 or 15, I was on a camping trip with my parents and cousin. We were all drinking beer and I had sat mine down on the table unattended for like 10 or 15 min. So I go back to take a drink and I got a mouthful of raid. My genius dad seen a bee on the can and decided to spray it with raid without informing me first. I thought I was going to die that night as well lol.

Another night my boyfriend was having a party at his house and there was probably 20-25 people there. I started the night out smoking lots of dank bud and then my boyfriend and I split an 8th of some hydro shrooms (it was my 2nd or 3rd time doing them), a few people threw in on a g of some fire yay, I made the mistake of hitting 2 small lines which really fucked my stomach up. I was sipping on beer throughout the night, so me and about 5 other people were outside smoking cigs and talking. I sat down in a chair and I'm just chillin, then I get thirsty, so I grab a water bottle on the ground without thinking. Worst mistake EVER, it was the goddamned ashtray. I took a swig, spit it out everywhere, grabbed someone's beer and started chugging it.

Another time me and a buddy of mine were on somewhere around 10 mg of xanax, we went to walmart because when I was on xanax I loved to shop. We go to the shoe aisle, I find a pair of slippers/boots to try on. I sit down on the bench to try the shoe on, all in all it took me about close to an hour to try it on. I kept dosing off while trying them on, I swear every 5-10 seconds I would be awoken by my friend yelling at me. Finally he was like "just get the fucking shoes and let's go, this is no place to be right now". lol.

Roxy Balboa · 11-14-2009, 12:10 AM

LMFAO steph...I can relate to the doze soooooo much. Oh man that's so fucking funny. A whole hour of dozing...I've said it before, but a buddy of mine lit AND dropped like 20 times each...3 full cigarettes over and over. He would doze off and drop it in his lap til it burnt through to his skin then grab it and light it again lol over and over and over

Irish Girl · 11-14-2009, 02:00 AM

Steph, I almost gagged just thinking about that Raid!

Roxy, that reminds me of a friend of mine who used to blow into a pipe instead of inhaling. I would pack bowl after bowl, pass it to him, and he would blow into it, then look at it and ask why I didn't put any weed in it.

steph is stoned · 11-14-2009, 02:06 AM

That's hilarious, I got the perfect mental image haha. I have also fell asleep countless times with lit cigarettes, I have a scar on my index finger and middle finger from sleeping and holding the butts while they burned down. And I've fell asleep and dropped cigs on my bed and they burned holes down in my mattress. Yeah... that shit sucks.

11-12-2009, 05:21 PM	#3
doublestaxx in the sky with diamonds Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,054	I kept wondering why my ciggarette was going out, I would light it take a few drags and then it would go out and I'd have to light it again. I lit it three times and smoked almost half of the filter before I realized I was smoking it backwards __________________ (310): Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone

11-13-2009, 02:55 AM	#6
RobotPoop Eight slugs in me: one bullet, the rest bourbon... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the Ton Posts: 3,770	I loved HS man. And I wasn't any of the Breakfast Club HS archetypes. Just the dude you sat next to in Bio, haha. I had a lot of fun. __________________ Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one's groin meets each new day with such a gala spectacle of physiological optimism? C.D. Payne All the better to smell you with my dear! Start wearing Purple, wearing Purple Start wearing Purple for me now, All your sanity and wits they will all vanish, I promise, It is just a matter of time...

11-13-2009, 04:13 AM	#8
Irish Girl Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: NorCal (South Bay) Posts: 136	Backstory: I had been taking handfuls of pills with no water (because I was lazy) and got an esophageal ulcer in the middle of the summer- for 7 days in 100F weather I couldn't eat anything and could barely drink. I was hospitalized for severe dehydration and went into shock from the pain. This story happens a month later, when I was still terrified of doing something bad to my throat. Story: I was at my friend's dorm watching Super Troopers. We were high as shit off of wonderful bowls of these awesome bowls of dank weed with hash and topped with hash oil, as it is against federal law to watch Super Troopers while not high. I had brought a bottle of Dasani water to drink, and had put it under the chair. Halfway through the movie, I reached under the chair to grab my water, and pulled out a Dasani water bottle. I started drinking from it, and thought, "Wow. This tastes very lemony and stingy. I think it's some lemon vodka. I should drink more." So I did. After drinking about 1/3 of the bottle, I turned to my friend and said, "This is not water," thinking she would want some vodka, too. She looked at me with a horrified face and said, "That's Lysol." (I still do not know why my friend stored Lysol in a water bottle under a chair.) At that point, I could literally feel the fumes coming out of me, and all I could think was, "I am either going to die of poisoning or throw up and reopen my ulcer." In my very high, panicked state, I thought that the best thing to do would be to call the RA and ask for help. (I have absolutely no idea what I thought that would accomplish.) My friends had absolutely no intention of calling anybody into a room full of weed and hash; they were all stoned off their asses, one one guy had a backpack full of weed, as we were just one stop on his drop-off rounds that night. I didn't want to go to the hospital, since I was clearly high, and no one was in the position to drive anyway. Someone finally called poison control, and they told me to drink a liter of water and a liter of milk, which relieved me because I was afraid they would make me throw up and that would reopen my ulcer. I came out of this completely freaked out, and felt that this was an awful evening. I have since realized that all my friends think that it was the most hilarious thing that they had ever seen (I think that the weed/hash may have influenced that). When I get introduced to new people, they often say, "Oh, Lysol! I've heard so much about you!" Summary: Do not just swallow pills. Do not store Lysol in water bottle under chairs. If you are high, do not continue drinking things that are lemony-fresh when they shouldn't be. __________________ "I'm so happy, cause today I found my friends, they're in my head." ~Nirvana

11-13-2009, 04:24 AM	#9
recklessminded Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17	My Dealer And The Moped Ok this ones short, but it was so funny to me at the time. Early today around noon, I went to see my dealer at the usual spot we have set up for a bag of dog-food (heroin). He came out of his crib and walked over to my car to tell me that he had to run really quick down the block to pick up more product because he had ran out. He told me he'd be right back and walked back up towards his house and went in to an alley way where I thought he was cutting through to go meet HIS connect. Please mind that I am pretty stoned at the time. Anyhow, my dealer is like this guy that lives in the most violent, ghettoist city in NY and looks like he would probably shoot and kill someone if they did something wrong to him. After about 30 secs, I see him backing out on this toyish-looking blue and silver moped with the helmet on and all that! It was the most hilarious thing I had seen all day. Here is this gangster, with a big ass gold neckless and a gun tucked at his waste, pulling out on a moped and driving off in to the sun to his connect to get me a bag of dope. My little bro was in the car and I couldn't stop fucking laughing. I know that you had to be there to really get the full funniness of the whole thing, but if you had been, you'd be drop dead laughing. Enjoy your trip, blode, and my super short story for what its worth, lol, -----RecklessMinded-----

11-13-2009, 10:09 PM	#10
steph is stoned The more I see the less I know Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 374	Lol Irish. Don't feel bad, I have done similar things twice. First time I was like 14 or 15, I was on a camping trip with my parents and cousin. We were all drinking beer and I had sat mine down on the table unattended for like 10 or 15 min. So I go back to take a drink and I got a mouthful of raid. My genius dad seen a bee on the can and decided to spray it with raid without informing me first. I thought I was going to die that night as well lol. Another night my boyfriend was having a party at his house and there was probably 20-25 people there. I started the night out smoking lots of dank bud and then my boyfriend and I split an 8th of some hydro shrooms (it was my 2nd or 3rd time doing them), a few people threw in on a g of some fire yay, I made the mistake of hitting 2 small lines which really fucked my stomach up. I was sipping on beer throughout the night, so me and about 5 other people were outside smoking cigs and talking. I sat down in a chair and I'm just chillin, then I get thirsty, so I grab a water bottle on the ground without thinking. Worst mistake EVER, it was the goddamned ashtray. I took a swig, spit it out everywhere, grabbed someone's beer and started chugging it. Another time me and a buddy of mine were on somewhere around 10 mg of xanax, we went to walmart because when I was on xanax I loved to shop. We go to the shoe aisle, I find a pair of slippers/boots to try on. I sit down on the bench to try the shoe on, all in all it took me about close to an hour to try it on. I kept dosing off while trying them on, I swear every 5-10 seconds I would be awoken by my friend yelling at me. Finally he was like "just get the fucking shoes and let's go, this is no place to be right now". lol. __________________ "If you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for." -Tupac Shakur. "Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." ~P.J. O'Rourke

11-14-2009, 02:00 AM	#12
Irish Girl Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: NorCal (South Bay) Posts: 136	Steph, I almost gagged just thinking about that Raid! Roxy, that reminds me of a friend of mine who used to blow into a pipe instead of inhaling. I would pack bowl after bowl, pass it to him, and he would blow into it, then look at it and ask why I didn't put any weed in it. __________________ "I'm so happy, cause today I found my friends, they're in my head." ~Nirvana

11-14-2009, 02:06 AM	#13
steph is stoned The more I see the less I know Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 374	That's hilarious, I got the perfect mental image haha. I have also fell asleep countless times with lit cigarettes, I have a scar on my index finger and middle finger from sleeping and holding the butts while they burned down. And I've fell asleep and dropped cigs on my bed and they burned holes down in my mattress. Yeah... that shit sucks. __________________ "If you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for." -Tupac Shakur. "Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." ~P.J. O'Rourke

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