Well I've been trying to figure out good ways to help clean out your system fast because as we all know THC takes too damn long on its own. I've spent a couple weeks looking into things which can help you out, but the best way is abstinence. It's the painful way to go but it's the the only reliable way, so I wanted to figure out the best things to do to make it the least amount of time I have to stay away from my love. Below are things that will help you clean out much faster when trying to pass a piss test.
Sure we all know to drink water, but I bet most of you over do it and just dillute everything. If you're trying to clean out then you don't want to just be pissing out water, you need to be getting rid of all the shit that's inside of you so here's what you should do. Drink 12 to 16oz of water atmost every hour. This will make you piss more, but won't over do it. The day of testing and maybe the day before you will want to slow down your water intake to about 12oz of water every hour and a half. You don't want to dillute your sample unless you really need to, so this is to not get your test back dilluted so you have to retake it, but to keep your piss less concentrated and stay just below the dillution level.
Working out, running, jogging, anything that gets you active and burns fat will loosen up the THC in the fat cells and you will piss out more of the stuff you don't want in you. Remember though that you will want to stop working out atleast 48 hours before your test, because you don't want your piss to be flooded with the very thing you've been rushing out of your body. Eat unhealthily for these 2 days and get your body back into a fat storing mode.
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Go buy some diet pills, yellow jackets, whatever you get that will speed up your metabolism because the more fat you burn the better. Have fun with this one because you shouldn't be getting high right now so I know you'll want to do something else during that time. Be responsible though.
Taking 4 aspirin before your test WILL help you out.
Although it is no miracle drug, it will lower the count some and if it can't hurt you, it can only help.According to Jeff Nightbyrd, there is testing industry data that taking 4 aspirins a few hours prior to the test might help you. ". . . aspirin interferes with the Syvia [sic] EMIT assay. It seems that aspirin absorbs at the same wavelength that NAD does which is how it interferes with the assay" (Clin Chem 34 (90) 602-606). Two reliable sources have tested aspirin and found it to interfere with the EMIT. In the future they will try to find a way to circumvent this test flaw. Until then, I certainly recommend taking advantage of the situation and using aspirin.
Just as a little tip, your first 3 pisses of the day will will have the highest count of THC in it, so when taking your test, make sure that you've atleast gone a couple times before you get there. Hope this helps you some of you out. I leave you with a little quote my friends:
Originally Posted by Some guy at a drug testing company