How to get THC out faster(not a way to fool your drug test)

[resurrect-joemomma]

Well I've been trying to figure out good ways to help clean out your system fast because as we all know THC takes too damn long on its own. I've spent a couple weeks looking into things which can help you out, but the best way is abstinence. It's the painful way to go but it's the the only reliable way, so I wanted to figure out the best things to do to make it the least amount of time I have to stay away from my love. Below are things that will help you clean out much faster when trying to pass a piss test.

Water
Sure we all know to drink water, but I bet most of you over do it and just dillute everything. If you're trying to clean out then you don't want to just be pissing out water, you need to be getting rid of all the shit that's inside of you so here's what you should do. Drink 12 to 16oz of water atmost every hour. This will make you piss more, but won't over do it. The day of testing and maybe the day before you will want to slow down your water intake to about 12oz of water every hour and a half. You don't want to dillute your sample unless you really need to, so this is to not get your test back dilluted so you have to retake it, but to keep your piss less concentrated and stay just below the dillution level.

Cardiovascular Exercise
Working out, running, jogging, anything that gets you active and burns fat will loosen up the THC in the fat cells and you will piss out more of the stuff you don't want in you. Remember though that you will want to stop working out atleast 48 hours before your test, because you don't want your piss to be flooded with the very thing you've been rushing out of your body. Eat unhealthily for these 2 days and get your body back into a fat storing mode.

Hope you like Speed
Go buy some diet pills, yellow jackets, whatever you get that will speed up your metabolism because the more fat you burn the better. Have fun with this one because you shouldn't be getting high right now so I know you'll want to do something else during that time. Be responsible though.

Aspirin
Taking 4 aspirin before your test WILL help you out.

According to Jeff Nightbyrd, there is testing industry data that taking 4 aspirins a few hours prior to the test might help you. ". . . aspirin interferes with the Syvia [sic] EMIT assay. It seems that aspirin absorbs at the same wavelength that NAD does which is how it interferes with the assay" (Clin Chem 34 (90) 602-606). Two reliable sources have tested aspirin and found it to interfere with the EMIT. In the future they will try to find a way to circumvent this test flaw. Until then, I certainly recommend taking advantage of the situation and using aspirin.

Although it is no miracle drug, it will lower the count some and if it can't hurt you, it can only help.

Just as a little tip, your first 3 pisses of the day will will have the highest count of THC in it, so when taking your test, make sure that you've atleast gone a couple times before you get there. Hope this helps you some of you out. I leave you with a little quote my friends:

Drinking water with bleach, taking some niacin, eating some goldenseal, or anything else like that is BULLSHIT. If those all worked then there would be no detox companies.

[BlueDevil]

Hopefully this will take out all of the "how can i pass drug test" threads. Good post voted +.

[Lithia]

Very impressive guide, I've been waiting for a piss test tutorial like this for a while.

[yousirareanub]

Theres a drink you can buy at the Vitamin Store called "The Liquid Stuff," just ask an employee - they keep it behind the counter. Drink lots of water (around 16 oz. every 2 hours) and they down "The Stuff" in one shot and drink some more water. Eat lots of fruits and veges and its suppose to get traces of weed out of your system within a day I believe. It's worked for my friend who had to test within 24 hours of taking "The Stuff" and he passed. Well, I just took it actually and hopefully I pass too...

[resurrect-joemomma]

Theres a drink you can buy at the Vitamin Store called "The Liquid Stuff," just ask an employee - they keep it behind the counter. Drink lots of water (around 16 oz. every 2 hours) and they down "The Stuff" in one shot and drink some more water. Eat lots of fruits and veges and its suppose to get traces of weed out of your system within a day I believe. It's worked for my friend who had to test within 24 hours of taking "The Stuff" and he passed. Well, I just took it actually and hopefully I pass too...

It's just another detox drink. It gives you a 5 hour window of being clean 1 hour after you drink it. There are many of these products out. My thread really isn't about the detox drinks but if you don't have the time to get clean and the money to spend on these drinks then go ahead and get one. But remember they don't clean you out, they just mask your piss for a while.

[Hijink]

I've heard that raspberry (or some kind of berry) juice helps to clean your system.

Great and informative post, I'll use it if I have to get a test and I've been smoking recently.

[NH Bowhunter]

GNC sells a product called "Cleansing." It comes in pill form. It has things like golden seal root and cranberry concentrate, which are natural dieretics that flush your system faster. You take 2 pills at a time twice a day and drink plenty of water. I passed a test 5 days after smoking, using the product. I'm not sure if it works faster than that.

I think I need to find some of that fast acting stuff though.

[SycoDarko28]

Great guide for the full system clean out. One last thing to ask and that would be saliva tests. What's the word on how to pass that?

[gwiinlgleirn]

Sounds good, thanks for all that. I'm getting tested very soon. I just want to make sure that taking 4 asprins at a time wont be bad for you...it wont, right?


Also, how expensive are detox kits? Can vitamin water or flavored water subsitute regular water?

[tHe ReAl SuPeRmAn]

Nice guide. :voted: for your post

[kwee]

This will be useful. Thanks for the post.

[KXT]

Voted. Good work.