This was the best/worse night of my life....Let me explain.[Must Read]

[JimmyBeam]

Ok, so my friend Alex came over at around 5:30. We hung out for a 1/2 hour or so, playin CS:S and what not.

At around 6:30 our girlfriends came over and we smoked a couple bowls in my basement.


Bad Idea.


I thought my mom wasnt coming home till 9 or so. Turns out she brought home dinner and she said the house smelled like pot. Usually she doesnt think twice about it, but this time she FUCKING TOLD MY DAD!

Now hes threatning with a pee test tomorrow, and random for 3 months.

Well right after I got done yelling at him on the phone, I smoked another bowl.

When I calmed down a little, me and my girlfriend went upstairs. And guess what, I get laid. And it was awsome sex. The kind you have a cigarette afterwards, which is what Im about to go do when I get done posting this thread.



Right when we get done having sex and we're getting dressed, my mom comes home. So Im trippin down my hallway trying to get my pants on while we run downstairs. When we get downstairs we sit on the couch with my other friends and watch about 10 minutes of TV.

I asked my friend if I could borrow his clean piss stash. (Thats right, gotta be prepared ) So tomorrow at school Im gettin fresh piss in the morning. And hopfully I can pass my pee test tomorrow because I am potent as fuck.

So yes, this was by far one of the weirdest nights I have had in a while. But the thing is, after all this shit with my dad, I really dont feel worried..... I wonder why

[WhoaDude]

Sucks about the testing.
But definatley sounds like you had a good time lol

[MKRayearth]

Isn't it fucking Tuesday?

I've never had a Tuesday night with that much excitement, props to you.

I voted + because I hope things work out well for you

[JimmyBeam]

God I have such mixed feelings right now. I hope this goes over well, my dad is suck a dick though

[JimmyBeam]

Ooops Re-post, please delete. Thanks.

[ROFLAMERICA]

Don't fret. I bet your dad is bluffing. I know my parents would never shell out the money to get me tested. Even if you do if your friend gives you is clean piss there should not be a problem. Sounds like a semi-decent night. Good luck though anyways.

[n00dleThePirate]

That's not such a bad night...

If you can pass the pissers, it should be no big deal.

[JimmyBeam]

That's not such a bad night...

If you can pass the pissers, it should be no big deal.

IF I Pass. Hopfully my friend will pull though and give me some clean piss.

[n00dleThePirate]

IF I Pass. Hopfully my friend will pull though and give me some clean piss.

Hopefully you don't get piss tested at all, right?

Ask someone to pee for you, maybe?

[Stunt187]

You have to keep the piss at a certain temp so watch out for that to but I'm glad you had a fun time. Usually when I'm pissed I smoke a fat blunt by myself and just laugh at the situation.

[jms90p8]

i bet your dad is bluffing, and if not, you can always pass piss tests easily, go to a supplement store

[Ass Hat]

Just dilute it with water a little. Or have pills ready to block out the THC, they can't pick it up on shitty little at home tests.

[Infected7]

Or you could just simply decline to piss for your dad. I doubt he'll grab your cock and try to coax the piss out

[ROFLAMERICA]

Or you could just simply decline to piss for your dad. I doubt he'll grab your cock and try to coax the piss out

Thats just as bad as a Positive piss test. If you refuse you are basically admiting it.

[Wormer]

Or you could just simply decline to piss for your dad. I doubt he'll grab your cock and try to coax the piss out

this man is on to something.

[Infected7]

Thats just as bad as a Positive piss test. If you refuse you are basically admiting it.

Not if you use this

Dad: Well why won't you?
You: Well if you don't trust me enough to where you're making me take a piss test then the damage is already done. Whatever, don't trust your own son. It shows alot for love



GUILT TRIP HO!

[Hydro]

Not if you use this

Dad: Well why won't you?
You: Well if you don't trust me enough to where you're making me take a piss test then the damage is already done. Whatever, don't trust your own son. It shows alot for love



GUILT TRIP HO!

This is a good point, it wont neccessarily work, but pissing in it WILL NOT work, a friends piss may do, but only if that is an easy thing to do in the circumstances.

[ZestyTurtle]

Well, hey, at least you got laid. I wouldn't give a fuck if I was getting drug tested. I've passed one by a miracle before, I'd just be ecstatic about the fact that I just had a major buzz kill and then got something even better than a buzz.

Congrats on the great sex.

[KXT]

Definatly a good/bad night.
Hope it turns out for the best.

[boo berry]

Not if you use this

Dad: Well why won't you?
You: Well if you don't trust me enough to where you're making me take a piss test then the damage is already done. Whatever, don't trust your own son. It shows alot for love



GUILT TRIP HO!

Good god, this man could talk a PO out of giving you a UA. If you do not have clean pee, I absolutoly recommend this method. One day my dad just told me he wanted to take me out right then and there and buy a UA and give it to me, I told him alright if I took it I would pass, but that I just thought it was horrible he didn't trust me. He asked me honest would you pass? I said yes, and that was the end of it. Haven't even heard the word UA out of my dads mouth in months.

[Myth]

Good god, this man could talk a PO out of giving you a UA. If you do not have clean pee, I absolutoly recommend this method. One day my dad just told me he wanted to take me out right then and there and buy a UA and give it to me, I told him alright if I took it I would pass, but that I just thought it was horrible he didn't trust me. He asked me honest would you pass? I said yes, and that was the end of it. Haven't even heard the word UA out of my dads mouth in months.

Tell that to your PO and they'll say "OK, lets go prove your theory!"

Some of my friends' parents have said they were going to drug test them, and they used this same excuse. Their parents replied with "Well you already broke my trust when I found pot, smelt pot, whatever, so why should I trust you now?"

[Ass Hat]

Hopefully you used a condom this time? Your notorios for going commando...well in my book your known for that.

[JimmyBeam]

Hopefully you used a condom this time? Your notorios for going commando...well in my book your known for that.

Yeah, Yeah. I wrapped up.



Like you need to know anyway, asshat.

[Barnicle BOB]

Nice one, hope you get away with it.

[ubershoebox]

Is this just an american thing, the parents threatening their kids with urine analysis test? It sounds like bad parenting to me. Cheating actually. It kind of like the parents are thinking "I cant educate/punish my kids about responsible drug use, so ill just have someone else do it for me."

I feel sorry for everyone with parents who are happy to see their kids get records