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Thread: FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

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    News FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

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    I'd like to eat a few of those to see what it does for unhappy people. (Onion is always neat.)
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    The Onion =/= real news.
    "You're entitled to your own opinion, but you're not entitled to your own facts." ~Moynihan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ollie Cromwell View Post
    The Onion =/= real news.
    Well other than the ninja parade story.
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    I wish lols

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ollie Cromwell View Post
    The Onion =/= real news.
    lol, duh
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    I need to have my sister look into this.
    ““To be a warrior is not a simple matter of wishing to be one. It is rather an endless struggle that will go on to the very last moment of our lives. Nobody is born a warrior, in exactly the same way that nobody is born an average man. We make ourselves into one or the other.””

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    AHAHAHAHA I lol'd so fucking hard at this.

    That is so ace.

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    is this fo realz?
    Gripping the wheel, his knuckles went white with desire! The wheels of his Mustang exploding on the highway like a slug from a .45. True death: 400 horsepower of maximum performance piercing the night... This is black sunshine.

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    No. The Onion is news satire.

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    using the phrase cool beans too much? lol

    I have for a fact never met that person.
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