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    Howto Can you safely mail pills?

    Friend of mine had some Vicodan she was going to send via mail, I told her to hold off until I find a safe method of doing so. How would this work?

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    Have her send you a pair of shorts that have a drawstring in the waistband.
    Remove string.
    Replace said string with vicodin.

    That's how I used to get xanax bars in job corps
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    You'll be fine as long as they don't jut out of the envelope or rattle/move around. Just put in a tightly sealed bag in a DVD/CD case. There's so many ways to do it though. Basically just hide it well.

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    that gym shorts idea is really good

    just thought of a great idea. I'll move to Amsterdam open up a coffee shop and seed distribution site then send my seeds that way with a complementary pair of signature gym shorts...who said weed makes you stupid?
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    You don't really need to hide them like gym shorts. The smaller the better. A tiny envelope with just the pills wrapped tightly and taped to the back of a piece of paper works the best. Keep it small and in let it blend in with the system.

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    The reason I used gym shorts is because job corps security checked all of the packages including opening cd's and dvd's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phredrick View Post
    The reason I used gym shorts is because job corps security checked all of the packages including opening cd's and dvd's.
    I bet it was a real bitch to get them out though, huh?
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    Not really...I just cut em open...shorts never fit anyways.
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    yeah tape them to a piece of paper and fold it over them and put another piece of paper then hand write the envelope in nice writing as if sending a birthday card.

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    Hmm interesting.. I wonder if there are specific mail groups that are less strict like fed ex or USPS? Also, do you really need a valid return address?

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    I have done it before and had no problems, it wasn't obvious though

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    No you don't need a valid return address. In fact if you're sending drugs it would be a bad idea to have a return address.

    however, if the mailmen cant read your handwriting for whatever reason and he puts return to sender on there, guess what, you're fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solaris 2.0 View Post
    Hmm interesting.. I wonder if there are specific mail groups that are less strict like fed ex or USPS? Also, do you really need a valid return address?
    Always use USPS. USPS being government owns requires a warrant to put more than a finger on your mail. Private companies like Fed Ex / UPS / DHL can do whatever the fuck they want. Open it at any time for no reason at all etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m4k View Post
    Always use USPS. USPS being government owns requires a warrant to put more than a finger on your mail. Private companies like Fed Ex / UPS / DHL can do whatever the fuck they want. Open it at any time for no reason at all etc.
    From what I have heard here and there, no actual sources, I thought it was better to use a private courier because it is a more serious no-no if you get caught using a Government service (USPS) for drug peddaling.
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    A friend of mine has her mother send vicodin and lyrica pills via ups. There have been no problems thus far.

    She always sends insence with the order because she's paranoid.

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    Yea I'm pretty sure sending drugs through a government system if caught is a much more troublesome charge then if you used ups or something, but, thats only if you get caught. I knew someone that got busted using USPS and he had some other charge related to the use of a government system for transporting illegal substances.
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    first off, vacuum seal the pills with one of those food vacuum sealers. Put that into a bubble wraped envelope and then put that envelope into one of those manila post recycled packages, envelope style. You will be all G.

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    Yay bubble wrap! Then when you get high, you got something to do!
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    They don't give off a smell, no need to vacuum seal. Just pop a few in a bag. It's safer to crush them to smithereens and bag em so you can pack them flat but bubble wrap is a close second.

    And yeah USPS is a way better shout, can't search your mail without warrant. So keep it small and discreet, no return address and make sure you can't see(or feel) the pills under bright light.

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    No one uses private couriers. Y'all are misinformed. Horribly stupid too. If you can have half decent packaging you will never get caught as they need a warrant to open your shit. If you've ever seen mail employees, they aren't that smart, and they aren't looking out for that kind of shit. Boring job you think they sort through the mail looking for that. There's no reason for them to waste their time to try and get a warrant as long as nothing is leaking or you hear rattling pills inside. On the other hand private couriers can just open it for no reason at all. That includes some Fed Ex driver getting bored and opening all the shit just to look.

    Yes it's a more serious charge with USPS but a much bigger chance you don't get caught.

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    One of my friends got a couple pounds of some really dank weed in the mail a while back. I dont know how he got in contact with the guy. But he did.

    It was vacuum sealed like 5 times, and he sent it via USPS over night. The overnight idea is actually very good. Less time for people to fuck with it, and its alot less likely to get lost. Most people dont beleive me when I say a couple pounds in the mail. But I was there when he got it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    One of my friends got a couple pounds of some really dank weed in the mail a while back. I dont know how he got in contact with the guy. But he did.

    It was vacuum sealed like 5 times, and he sent it via USPS over night. The overnight idea is actually very good. Less time for people to fuck with it, and its alot less likely to get lost. Most people dont beleive me when I say a couple pounds in the mail. But I was there when he got it.
    Been there done that. Overnight is worse. It's actually scrutinized more. Priority is the way to go, always comes in 2-3 days and blends in well with the mail. If anyone thinks I'm talking out of my ass my best friend's mom is a postal inspector at the place I go to and she knowingly hands me packages with weed in it. She gives me the low on how to keep under the radar.

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    Yeah, there are a lot of services called MOMs. Mail Order Marijuana, which is exactly what it sounds like.

    Regarding this site, they are requesting a source and you'll be banned, so don't ask for em.
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