I know a hand full of buddies that have pulled this one off. I have also heard different tactics and methods used to do so. I personally have never had to pass a drug test, so I'm hoping this will work. That's where you guys come in (hopefully).
So here's the deal:
1. I'm having a buddy piss in a condom for me. *does it matter how long before the test he pisses?
2. My plan is to use masking tape to adhere the condom to my inner thigh, nested under my jewels. I also plan on wearing two pairs of briefs, as I heard this will help keep the temperature realistic. *any other ideas for keeping it the right temperature?
3. I am either going to bring a needle with me in my shoe or just bite the condom open. My main concern is making sure I get it all into the cup. *is there an easy way?
The company I'm applying for is not a big place, it's just a dispatch office for Dish Network.
One more thing, I hate to sound like an asshole, but if you don't have any particular experience in the subject, please don't post advice that could potentially send me in the wrong direction. Thanks so much in advance and I trust my fellow DnBers.