What are some of the "fakeable" ailments you can go to the ER with and get some good painkillers. I am not really asking for myself, (not yet) just looking for a kinda "how to" or the likes.
Best ER ailments to get good stuff?
What are some of the "fakeable" ailments you can go to the ER with and get some good painkillers. I am not really asking for myself, (not yet
MMMMMMM!!! Opiates!!
Anything. My friend used to just go in and say his ankle hurt really bad from jumping a 10 stair skateboarding. Some of the doctors see his ankle and go "Oh I think it's broken just by looking at it!" and really he's just playing it off.
Just make it seem the pain is unbearable. Headaches are a good one to cry wolf on, I've heard of people being shot up with morphine and sent home with some vikes...
A lot of people would say it's a bad idea, on your first day out of prison, to go right back to stalking the tranny hooker that knocked out five of your teeth. But that's how I roll.
Most I have heard of with headaches/migraines is percocets. A friend of mine who just looks like a pothead got some. Hes like 17 too, I'm amazed the doctors gave him that. He really did have migraine problems though.
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I get migraines, but i've never gone to the ER for them. Maybe I will next time...
I have always had luck with teeth pain- not much they can do but give ya pills. I go for my back to- but that requires x-rays n bull shit!
I went to the ER bitching about back pains that were severe once and they gave me Oxycontin. But you have to make it seem like the pain is excruciating and as if you don't get the pills you would pass out. And if you can pretend to pass out or fake a faint, you'll be set.
I am a dinosaur that lives on his belly and eats ham out of the package.
That sound's too much like me...I can easily go to the hospital and get shot up with 8mg of dilaudid for the next couple days, by faking pain and the such. Seems that I can cry wolf pretty good; passing out, blacking out, placing blood in my urine. Shit, I'll even cry like a little baby if I'm that desperate for a fix.Originally Posted by Loner13
I once went to the ER, complained of lower back pain, and said I had blood in my urine, so they told me to go fill up a cup. I went in ("crying" from the pain) and filled the cup, then took out a syringe and poked my finger, dropping 4 drips of blood into the cup. Came out, handed her the cup, told her to just remove my spine, she saw the blood in the cup, gave me a 4mg shot of hydromorphone (otherwise known as Dilaudid) and waited a minute before saying "that shot didn't help, you gotta give me something stronger" while trying to keep my composure and my eyes open. About 30 minutes later they gave me my second 4mg d shot, and I tried telling them that I was still in pain, but I was barely conscious by then, and they wouldn't give me any more shots for atleast 3 hours, so after a long stay in the hospital, I walked out with a script of 30mg Roxys, and a smile on my face.
Ahh, the days of being a desperate junky.
A lot of people would say it's a bad idea, on your first day out of prison, to go right back to stalking the tranny hooker that knocked out five of your teeth. But that's how I roll.
So what are the financial repercussions of doing this? I figured it'd be insanely expensive even if you had insurance.
It really depends on what kind of insurance you have. My dad is a postal worker and gets free insurance from the government and getting your scripts filled is cheap as fuck. My buddy pay $50 for 30/20mg adderall every month were as mine is only $5 for the same thing.
Too bad im getting older and wont be covered by his insurance for long =(
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I just figured that it'd be really expensive to be admitted to the ER.
Oh I see. Yes I could see that being expensive.
If I was going to try and get a script for some ills I would just get a doctor appointment and tell my story to them.
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ER visits are covered by my insurance...and the scripts are cheap unless you get some crazy pain killer like dilaudid or actiq
A lot of people would say it's a bad idea, on your first day out of prison, to go right back to stalking the tranny hooker that knocked out five of your teeth. But that's how I roll.
The easiest way to get a good opiate from the ER is to say SWIM have a Migraine. Go in screaming in agonizing pain, make it so the pain is unbearable to even stand. They will rush SWIM into the room and ask SWIM to remove SWIM's pants and flip over, then they will inject SWIM with Demerol, then SWIM will say it still hurts bad, they will most likely give SWIM a CAT SCAN to ensure no brain tumors, then give SWIM another Demerol shot in the ass (fastest way to the blood stream).......I don't advise anyone to do this, but i actually had to go through this twice because i actually do suffer from migraines. No questions were asked and the med's were given almost upon arrival....i am sure admittance depends upon patients pain scale (you have to say if the pain hurts on a scale of one to ten LOL)
Taking a shot in the butt cheek, does not get into your system the fastest, because its shooting into a muscle. The fastest way is IV.
A lot of people would say it's a bad idea, on your first day out of prison, to go right back to stalking the tranny hooker that knocked out five of your teeth. But that's how I roll.
Must be the fastest way for Meperidine to enter possibly then? Any medical experts know this? I can't imagine that they did not want to risk my vein being damages as blood tests and such as very common occurrences.
When I got morphine in the hospital it took a long time for it to kick in, about as long as it takes for a shot of OC in a muscle. I'm not medical expert, but I do know a little bit about the medical field, it's my major.
And there are risks that come with going in the vein, but I can tell you that none of my veins have been permanently damaged from my months and months of abuse.
A lot of people would say it's a bad idea, on your first day out of prison, to go right back to stalking the tranny hooker that knocked out five of your teeth. But that's how I roll.
You people make me glad we don't have universal healthcare.
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haha, that's fucked up.
But to Myth and Mr. Bigs - maybe IM lasts longer?
Maybe they thought IV would be too strong?
Maybe your doctor has an ass-fettish?
It could really be a number of things as there is not much information on Demerol avalible to us.
Altering your mind through your mouth.
IM does last longer, but takes longer to kick in.
A lot of people would say it's a bad idea, on your first day out of prison, to go right back to stalking the tranny hooker that knocked out five of your teeth. But that's how I roll.
So, the only logical way for a shot to be administered is IV, then IM.
Double dosage, kicks in fast, lasts longer. Hospitols need to start this
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Having realized that, divorcing all notions of our peers and oppressors, all that can remain is that which would seem surreal.
Here now we admit the death of our former sanity.
-Ikonoclast, Sanity's Requiem.</center>
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