Lengthy but Very Interesting

[Love_the_Green]

Now it was a usual sunday night, me and my friends picked up a nice sack of that lovely BC green, but we decided to spice some things up by buying some primo quality tabs. We had already had a few green bacardis from the previous night, which i popped 2 around 6pm. when we bought our new batch we were kinda sketchin that our favoured dealer ripped us off, because he had given us what seemed to look like tylonol (please excuse my spelling and grammer) We had gotten 12 for $45 of these blank white press tabs, and we shared them between 4 of us. i had taken three, combined with the 2 green bacardis, so i was nice and flying that night. This is a very long story, but ill fast forward to the crazy shit. we had blazed with some crack head friends of ours and we were plannin on swipin a car for the night but popo scared our buddies downtown and they had peaced... later that night, near midnight, we had bin mobbin north in our town, lookin for things to jack up to trade for blow. and we hadden noticed we picked up some undercovers. we jacked some bikes so we were mobile, the really stupid thing was we were wearing all our red bandanas (King Pin Bloods For Life. dont be hatin') and they knew we were up to something. we ended up getting a nice score from a farm, where we picked up a duffle bag of power tools, which my friend was carrying, and i had a $600 nail gun and a pellet gun that looked identical to a rifle. So we figured we had a good hit and we were headin home so we didnt become to much of a heat score. Now we were walkin down a secluded road, with only a few lights, and it was now near 1:15am, when the first undercover rolled past us. he turn around to block the road behind us in a white SUV while there were 2 more down the street bareling down on us. once we had figured out what had happened, we turned right and booked it into a tree farm. the suv behind us immediately released a huskie police unit after us, and my friend was taken down withing 2 minutes. i on the other hand was on the run for good 2 hours. my friend had suffered severe injuries from the dog, and is trying to sue the police department for police brutality and assualt, because the officer had held him down on the ground and let the dog tare his feet to shreds. he ended up almost dying from blood loss, was in surgery for half a day, had to get 3 of his toes sewed back onto his foot, and his right foot was shattered from the dog bites. luckily because hes a tough lil gangster he was walkin within a week and a half. back to me. i was on the run, for 40 minutes straight without stopping, luckily i was on primo tabs or else my fat ass wud never have gotten away. from what i was told, there was 30 police officers who responded to the call, and i saw 15 surrounding me at a single time, and i had 4 k-9 units on me tracking me down. i ran through about 7 acrages, 4 of which were tree farms, and i came within feet of being caught by 3 dogs at one time in one field, but i cut though, weeving in and out of the trees to get rid of my sent. after that, i ended up being trapped beside a slough, for 5 hours, with 20 cops around me the entire time still hunting me down. and i saw 3 of the dogs go past me, most of which every 2-10 minutes. the police were feet from me the entire night, i was just hiding behind a tree in the bushes, cold to the bone with im sure mild hypothermia, because my skin went a nice yellow and orange color. also i was only in a t-shirt and jeans, because my coats had snagged on barbed wire fences and on a tree running from an suv. the entire night i jsut wanted to let the dogs come chew me up, but luckily i kept my mind straight and thought of an escape but luckily before sunrise at 6am they had all given up. so i got away. but i am still on probation from the last time i got ripped and broke into a school, so i breached my p.o. and have the possibility of another BnE and PSP charges against me, but they are still deciding to proceed with them. i was a missing person for around 30 hours, they police had thought i jumped into a major river on the run and drowned and they had told my mother that, which wasnt the case cuz im still here. but yea... its really long, but i can go more in deapth of anyone would like to hear minute by minute of that night. because thankfully i have a great memory, especailly picture memory.. so if you'd like to hear more gimme a shout. Keep it easy everyone and think smart when doing everything

No Justice
No Peace
Fuck The Police!
King Pins Fo Lyfe

[thermal]

Gets WWWAAAYYY too unbelievable towards the end... IM(H)O.

[ShamanSTK]

.....huh..... probably not

[Myth]

Lol, you can't weave in and out of trees to get dogs to lose your scent, you can't do much if anything at all to get a dog to lose your scent, you can't run through a river, you can't use pepper, nothing.

I say your story is far fetched to the xtreme.

[dnbmember]

If BC stands for British Columbia then stop thinking you are a real blood right now. Red bandana doesn't mean your blood plus maybe you ran from the cops but if the dog was walking by you and you saw them they would have found you.

Eh, whatever.

[Love_the_Green]

because yes i would waste my time writing all that if it wasnt true. believe more or not i dont give a damn, it was a fun yet fucked night, and one correction my skin went yellow and purple not orange. does it now all the time when i get cold

[HeroInTheHat]

4 K-9 units on you, and they didn't find you? That's impressive. Does anyone know if your underwater (river..) and hold your breath long enough to swim to a further location and get some air, repeat, that a dog could get you? Just wondering.

Lol, you can't weave in and out of trees to get dogs to lose your scent, you can't do much if anything at all to get a dog to lose your scent, you can't run through a river, you can't use pepper, nothing.

I say your story is far fetched to the xtreme.

lol. Funny thing; I remember in middle school learning that Harriet Tubman confused the dogs looking for her with pepper or some shit.

[n00dleThePirate]

That was a pretty good story. You should write for Disney.

[Dr Bongenstein]

You didn't notice when you picked up the undercovers? I always notice. I can smell 'em a mile away.

[atomix]

How so dr?

[BasicallyASaint]

lol, why did you waste your time making up that story? That is so, at the least, incredibly blew out of porortion it is not even funny.

Do you really think your worth 15-30 cops / 4 k-9 units? And you escaped by WEAVING THROUGH TREES? Jesus, reality check man.

[Ollie]

You've got your gang territories wrong.

[marshalldylan1]

You're an idiot.

Even if it is true, you're still a jackass thief!

[sugarbunny]

Though it is possible to be near a dog and not be found (it really all depends on the wind current) I find this really false sounding... cooll though!... and also the police dogs are not actually sent to attack people unless the person is a threat to others and it is a last ditch effort.... and maybe you live in a city with multiple dogs that can be dispatched quickly but the dogs are very expensive and most cities do not have three on hand... I also believe that the dogs cars must be labled, not undercover as the cops take them home and they are very pimped out for the dogs to be comfy. but, I could be all wrong?

[France]

I am pretty sure if you wade upstream you can lose dogs but my knowledge is from stories I'v heard.

[sugarbunny]

yeah that is possible but it really all depends on wind currents.. nothing will cover up the smell a dog is looking for. I talked to a cop about this once at school and he said that people are stupid and will use the dumbest things to try and cover up a scent. The dog can still smell you! He said pretend the drug smells like donuts.. if you walk into a donut factory and fart, it will smell like someone farted in the donut factory... other smells may be added but the dog will still find you. The only way to avoid this would be to get lucky with wind currents, if i wind current is going strong in one direction, the dog may not be aware of where you really are.. the swimming upsteam might work if the wind is going strong downstream... i donno, most of the time your just screwed if the dogs are on you!

[Love_the_Green]

ok, i'll admit the story is far fetched. but it is all true. where i live there is a new police training center, which trains the SRT and im sure the k-9's. ive had other dumbass experiences where a dog had found us, followed us through the neighbourhood, till the found us. and yes wind im sure was a Huge factor, because i had mad sweats from all the e, i am still surprised even with the wind they couldnt smell me, cuz im a 220lbs. footballer, fat offensive lineman, sweatin like a beast running. which amazes me to this day.
and also, when we first started to run, the first suv that came up beside me, released the husky, not a german shepherd, the officer on the passenger side immediately saw the pellet gun and thought we were a threat so he released the dog, and we Didnt notice the undercover, because it was undercover, i never said the SUV was, it was a grey ford i believe, the suv's were unmarked though, just plain white from what i remember

[Myth]

The whole losing the dog bit is completely false: watch Myth Busters on discovery channel, they did an episode on it, and there's just no way to get past a dogs nose.

[France]

Why would someone lie though? It's farfetched but anything is possible.

[dnbmember]

Why would someone lie though?

Where have you been the past couple weeks?

[UntimelyDemise]

I totally believe this because he showed up at my door the morning after to tell me this whole story. He was wearing a tshirt and jeans with giant grass stains and mud stains in them. His shoes were totally caked with mud.

Also he skipped school to come tell me about this because he thought there was a warrant for his arrest already. He wouldnt have skipped school to tell me a big lie of a story because that would count as breaching his probation which would send him to jail....

I know it seems unbelievable....well because it is.

My mom also filed the police report on this and told me never to talk to him again so yeah, I believe her as well.

[Love_the_Green]

and how do i have my gang territories wrong by the way?

[Falc]

Myth Busters did a dog thing, involving going through a river, dogs still found him. You can't lose a K9 other than by simply hauling ass and just getting too far away for the cops to want to keep following you, the dogs wont stop.

And yes Ollie is right, gang territories. And your cool, stealing power tools from farmers and stealing bicyles from children.

[thermal]

Why would someone lie though? It's farfetched but anything is possible.

Man, that kevin smith post was at least convincing. Damn kids don't even try anymore...

[ShamanSTK]

Yea this story was way too much. You can't run faster than dogs, and certainly not so much faster than them that you can lose them.

[thermal]

Yea this story was way too much. You can't run faster than dogs, and certainly not so much faster than them that you can lose them.

I'm sure the Flash could. Maybe his dad's the Flash. Or maybe he shoved a rocket up his butt and lit it.

[ShamanSTK]

Love_The_Green, do you have a rocket up your butt?

[jesusfish]

This is not flames.

Closed - pm me if you want this opened again, Love_The_Green