I just saw a commercial on TV (which is rare in and of itself) that pissed me off. It was one of those anti-drinking campaign ads. You see various kids being let into a party, and each is bringing something: soda, chips, music, etc etc. Then the last kid comes in with a 6-pack of bottled beer and is turned away: "Sorry man, gotta lose the beer." The overdub says something like "when you bring alcohol to a party, you're not in," or something like that.
Now, call me crazy, but a 6 pack of beer at a party? God forbid! I mean, everybody was bringing stuff to share, and what's a 6 pack shared among 20 kids going to do? Hell, even if that kid took down the 6 all by himself he'd still be nowhere close blacking out or making a particular ass of himself.
I mean, arrrrgh! The puritanism and simplism of that ad and that whole mentality just pisses me off! Why do Americans have such a stick up their asses about poop like this? It's the same mentality that blocks me from being able to have a nice Bass to go with my burger or a glass of wine to go with my steak when I'm with my parents at a nice restaurant. That's bullshit. Ought to be a crime.



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