Where to hide your Stash

[notverysalmonlike]

I was browsing through The Hot Box earlier and I came across a thread started by nonemoreblack about a few [general] places to hide your stash. Here is the list--compiled and easy to read in one post with a few additions from me.

• Playstation 2 -- On the back of the PS2 there is normally a covered opening where the hard drive / network expansion card would go. It should be a small black piece
  
  
• Inside Your Computer -- Pop off a side of it and tuck your stash away. Closed and dark. Not likely searchable by an adult unless they're a techy. Cases normally open with a phillips screwdriver.
  
  
• Casette Player -- If you open up an old cassette player, you can easily fit a few grams of your favorite greeny substance in there.
  
  
• Empty Soda/Pop Can -- These are a great idea because you can easily slide a hole in the bottom and just jam your crap up in there.
  
• Band Equipment -- Things such as amplifiers, bass drums, or guitar cases are just the perfect thing for stashing your loot. In amps the back is normally open. Bass drums normaly have a whole and a pillow in them. (make sure to take your items out before using) Guitar cases are nice because you can normally pull up a side and slide it underneath the liner on the inside. Gun cases work well too.
  
• Suspended Ceiling -- You can easioy just push up one of the tiles of the ceiling and put your stash up there. Make sure to cover your eyes though. Don't want to be getting stuff in them.
  
• Lava Lamps -- Ok, so you're a stoner right? You've got to have a lava lamp. Take off that little top piece and you can easily stash a few dimes up there.
  
• Old Clothes -- I'm sure you have got some old clothes laying around. Tuck it in a pocket of one of those. You should really check the back of your closet for old coats as those have a lot of cover and will keep the smell lower than thinner materials.
  
• Under Drawers -- In your dresser you can easily stash a bag under the lowest drawer by pulling it out and putting your bag down. Another method is to tape your bag to the drawer above it.
  
• VCR Players -- I don't know if there's any more to say about these. The hole on them is kinda big and could hold over a quarter (depending upon fluffiness).
  
• Old boxes -- Can be shoeboxes, book boxes, food boxes (cereal included). Just toss it in there and with a little bit of cover up/something on top of it, nobody will ever look there.
  
• Candle -- Odd, I know, but it can be done. Take a knife or a drill with a boring bit on it. Chop out a good bit of the insides and tuck your stuff in there.
  
• Book -- Sure, Everybody's heard of it, but why not try it out for once? Depending upon the size of the book, you could even hold up to a few ounces or a qp.
  
• Paintball Hopper -- These things will hold a great stash for those who don't have too much. The holes on these hoppers are generally ~3" in diameter so pipes and an Ounce would fit easily. Definately one of the better spots to hide. Just make sure the inside isn't all oily from your balls.
  

Well, that's all I have for now. I'll be adding to this as I think of more places. I figure give you guys a one-stop location. Maybe somebody can put this in the Ziki?

-Tom

[redragon525]

Ooh, thanks for reminding me about the PS2. I remember hearing about that a while back, and never actually did it. That really is the perfect place...

[Who?]

I like the winter coat in the closet ideia, I have a DC coat with like 5 million pockets, that will be perfect.

[AbsentMinded]

No mention of the bedpost one? Some bedposts have those little knobs on em you can take off...if you have a way of getting the stuff back when it gets to the bottom....that seems like a good idea

[blowbigsmoke]

i used the coat idea a while back to hide a 6 foot bong while i was away for spring break, i usually put my stash in the filing cabinet in my room, the drawers lock and there's tons of room

[nonemoreblack]

Great idea loonysalmon! Rep'd for the effort of compiling and generally taking one of my ideas, and making it good

[clint_993]

i usually hide mine in my Fossil watch case under the foam shit that comes inside it. another place i've used is in a trophy in my room. i unscrew it and put my weed inside the hollow round piece on it. its hard to fit much but its a damn good spot.

[sKuLLs]

Great list, old printers work well too. As do Paintball gun hoppers and empty medicine bottles.

[notverysalmonlike]

Great list, old printers work well too. As do Paintball gun hoppers and empty medicine bottles.

I was going to add hoppers, but for some reason I kept on remembering that mine was clear and said no to adding it. I'll add it now because I'm a retard .

-Tom

[UMphreak]

All of my stuff sits inside my printer. I just opne the front bay where you change the ink cartridges and I have plenty of space for my weed, roller, grinder, and papers.

[coming.undone]

I used to sell in the empty DVD cases you can buy at like Wal-Mart or Sams club , print out a DVD cover and no one knows you're not selling someone a burned DVD (which, brought in more money then pot sales last year, supprisingly).

If you use a thin bag and spread it out, it works nicely for mid amounts.

[fr0stmourn3]

My pipe, lighter, dime bag are in my sunglasses pocket, under my sound card, in my computer tower

[Dylan]

In my car I have those little spots on the side. Except mine are hella deep and hard to see shit if I put it in the corner. So I keep a roller, papers, eyedrops, and matches (since I always lose lighters) down there. I also keep weed down there whenever I have some. Pills I keep in a coat pocket or in al Aleve bottle.

[Johnny Reb]

I stash my stuff in my computer tower. I built my computer from scratch, and added a "secret" wall on the front where normally a fan could be mounted.

[ColdFyre]

I put my small stuff in an old Check box and I hide my bong behind my TV which sits in the corner of the room.

[IzzySnuffer]

I keep mine in the bookbag I keep my camera and other shit I taking with me skating in. It probably wouldn't work though if my parents didn't trust me(for reasons I can't understand).

[mulze22]

Wow. Nice. I just started needing a place to hide stuff. Right now I have it in an empty Ibuprofen container in my night stand drawer but new ideas always help.

[freak in cage890]

I've been using the lava lamp idea for the past year and the suspended ceiling idea ever since i moved into my new house. It's been working great considering my papa is part of some kind of fuckin like anti drug military thing in our area and i've been smoking weed in his basement. He routinely searches my room now and hasn't found any of my shit for a long time.

[Fliptastic]

Yo that Playstation idea is pretty cool. I'm gonna start hiding whatever I got there from now on! Thanks dude!

Flip

[IzzySnuffer]

Yo that Playstation idea is pretty cool. I'm gonna start hiding whatever I got there from now on! Thanks dude!

Flip

I can't cause I have the network adaptor on mine. lol

[sddu2]

This is a great thread. I've gotten many good ideas from it.

I'd like to vouch for the PS2 idea... works like a charm. Nobody looks behind there

[Quoth the Raven]

How about under a loose floorboard? if you haven't got one, make one; just take a screwdriver and undo one floorboard (works much better if its normally under a carpet) somewhere where it won't be stepped on regularly. Then, jsut upll up the carpet, lift the floorboard and presto! Huge area for stashing your shit.

[DrFeelgood]

Well, i dont need to hide anything in my house, but if i needed to, i'd probably hide it in one of the flip-out compartments for USB ports on the front of my PC or under the subwoofer on my floor

[Oreo Donut]

Yeah I've been using my PS2 for a good couple of years now... shame I can't fit my piece in there too, but it all works out in the end.

[beans]

The other day my friend was playing with Play-Doh. If you've got a small enough amount of weed you could put it in a little baggie, roll it up, and wrap the Play-Doh around it and just put it back in the container.

[WeezyFBaby]

take the cards out of a deck of cards (the box)
you can fit a lighter and a small amount in there for taking to friends houses and you could just throw it in your closet.

[ShamanSTK]

i found that if i tied a piece of string to a small bag with all my shit in it to one of my teeth and swallow it, it stays pretty safe in the stomach. Its difficult to get down, but its much easier than parachuting

[cokefizz3000]

Oh my god, why? I can understand if your trafficking or something but just to store it? Sounds a bit extreme. Honestly the best places to hide it are usually the most obvious.

I usually stick my shit in a small bag and depending on the amount it could go in my wallet or just behind random shit on my desk.

I have been known to hide shit in my old dirt bike helmet. You can bend the foam innards and put it behind there!

If you wanna be super sneaky hide it under your parents bed! They'll never know! :P

[reneed]

one of the best hiding spots is the eletrical sock. you unscrew it, place you're shit in there and then screw it back on. however in some places it's really small and can't hold much. i use it for pills and small baggies of coke, but either way, it's a great hiding spot.

[Ahkei]

I've used my computer for about 2 years. The drive bays can fit a buttload of stuff in there.