lmao look what i stumbled upon on a .gov webpage

[EpiLimiC]

MARIJUANA

Also known as:
Pot, Grass, Joints, Roaches, Reefer, Weed, Mary Jane

Repeated use of marijuana may cause bathing problems.
Personally, I don't have bathing problems and I don't know of anybody else who has had bathing problems because they have repeatedly smoked marijuana. Do any of you have problems bathing because of weed? Please share if so, because I am quite curious.

http://www.dol.gov/asp/programs/drugs/workingpartners/manuals/trainer/brief.htm

Also, check out the silly picture from their site.

[kangoboy81]

No I think that is another way to try to scare people away from it. I personally thinks it makes me more self concerned meaning I take more baths.

[haakonc]

I find swimming when high great, it feels like flying

[EpiLimiC]

I find swimming when high great, it feels like flying
Oh so you know how to fly? Got any pictures?

[kangoboy81]

Oh so you know how to fly? Got any pictures?

Now that would be something. I think everybody might start smoking if that was the case.

[gurunade]

oh man that picture is worth a thousand laughs hahaha. thanks :cf:

that site is also funny, i saved all those pictures. too good to pass up :lol:

[z0r]

haha nice find....thats awsome. Na, i havent had any troubles wiht bathing....showers feel awsome when im stoned

[paulyt]

haha nice find....thats awsome. Na, i havent had any troubles wiht bathing....showers feel awsome when im stoned
I was once so stoned that when I had a shower I forgot to turn the cold water on and got burned, then just stood there because I couldn't be bothered turning the cold on.

[Millow]

well... once i was having a bath, and i was so stoned i forgot to turn the water off. it overflowed and i didn't even notice. i only noticed when my dad burst in.

[hjk]

damn government is always lying about drugs. i honestly think they dont know shit about them. sure some of the facts r true but only a few.

[paulyt]

damn government is always lying about drugs. i honestly think they dont know shit about them. sure some of the facts r true but only a few.
Have you read the rules and FAQ? Doesn't look like it.

[Outrider]

haha nice find....thats awsome. Na, i havent had any troubles wiht bathing....showers feel awsome when im stoned

Amen to that. Nothing quite like a big ol' spliff when I wake up before taking my morning shower. Relaxing as hell, and that's the way to start the day off right.

[JimmyB]

smoke a joint then go into the shower with a beer. :cf:

[Sliploco]

Theres always been propoganda having to do with marijuana and the government.
I take a shower almost daily so..

[pinkeyedjim]

Also from that site:

During pregnant y, marijuana may cause birth defects.
So, they're trying to tell ME that marijuana is dangerous and they can't even spell "pregnancy." Or be bothered to spell check their webpage.

Stupid government.

[Flak]

Birth defects can include terrible spelling and an arrogant attitude in thinking you know everything

[ThaAntiChrist]

I have better responses from useing weed:)
and WEED IS NOT CALLED ROACHES UNTILL THEY ARE NEARLY DOWN TO A FEW HITS!!!
And i also call it tree. Theses government people aren't very smart

[Rea1One]

Also from that site:

So, they're trying to tell ME that marijuana is dangerous and they can't even spell "pregnancy." Or be bothered to spell check their webpage.

Stupid government.

lmao i know thats right

[r33bd00g]

Man I stink. Oh, thats right ive been smoking that marijauana stuff again. Silly me :rolleyes:

[AlertCalcium]

Aw, look, the flower is :(
And what's with the dead cat?

[gurunade]

hahahahaha. i love how intoxicating fumes are represented by plaid :rolleyes:

[Epiphone_65]

I find it amusing that they use relatively proper terms for most of the drugs, and then the main term they use for Meth isn't methamphetamine, oh no, it's Ice

[Dagfari]

And "meth" or "methamphetamine" is just the cool street term for it. :rolleyes:


I think that all the writing on this website is summed up by:


Most hallucinogens cause "hallucinations" i.e., changes in perception of time, smell, touch, etc.

wait OMG REALLY???!


edit: one more thing:
Possession of marijuana is illegal in all fifty states.

When was the last time they updated this site? GO ALASKA GO GO GO

[Solitaire]

Aw, look, the flower is :(
And what's with the dead cat?


well they are saying that sniffing dead cats and sad flowers gets you high. lets go to china

[Suicidal Muffin]

When was the last time they updated this site? GO ALASKA GO GO GO


Its legal to posses marijuana in Alaska :)

[Misanthrope]

I think they were making a reference to hippies when they made the bathing comment. :rolleyes:

[strummerkid]

I think they were making a reference to hippies when they made the bathing comment. :rolleyes:
Ah fuck, beat me to it. :)

[Forgotten.memories]

that was funny shit.

[Soul Rebel]

I've once read on some site that smoking weed makes you grow hairs on your tongue

[bsly]

Swimming high is amazing. I always forget to come up for air though then im like oh shit haha HEADRUSH