Meth pipe

[TimboBandit]

Is there any decent place online to buy a meth pipe? I havn't been able to find any stores dealing with ice, and I imagine they're not as easy to find as headshops...

[Lysergic]

PM sent for you man.

[Halogen]

Hmm, can I get a link to one also? I've never smoked meth before and I'm too lazy to make my own.

[Lysergic]

Here is what I PM'ed him. I just got done writing it, rofl.


Don't waste money trying to buy you a pipe to smoke your shit. Dont waste money on foil, it'll waste your shit.

Get you a GE 100 watt (higher watts endure higher tempatures) bulb, some salt, a or sharp object, some plyers, bottlecap from a soda or whatever, and a nice little pen that'll fit into that bottle cap (your tooter, smoke inhalin device ) Oh and electrical tape.

Take your knife (w/e) and take out that little metal piece on the end of your bulb.

Get all of that plastic type stuff...its not plastic but its some weird type of stuff....

Take out your filament and get all of that shit out of there. Dump all of that junk into a trash can.

Pour some salt into your bulb and shake it around to get all of that powder junk out. (You really want to get it all out of there. Remove all glass shards from the filament)

Do one major salt, dump that, fill her again and shake her up some more. You might want to go get a little brush and get the neck of the bulb. (by the metal).

Drill the cap off of your 20oz bottle so you can shove your tooter in there (tooter = pen or some other such device) and drill it enough so that your tooter will squeeze into the cap.


Wrap some tape around the threads of the bulb.
Screw your cap onto the threads of the bulb and then electrical tape the threads of it with the cap in there. (You want a good seal here, but dont overdo it :P)
(This is after you've got all the powder and glass and such out) Once you got your cap onto the bulb take your tweeter and jam it in there (not to where the fucker falls in) There should be a tiny air carb on the cap somewhere. (Bigger carb = more oxygen in your hit) (You NEED a carb in your cap so some air can get in, it cant be a vacuum seal or your bulb with implode) I'd go with like a small sized hole or large depending on your preference. Like about 1/2 of a matchhead. You don't want your tooter to 'waller' in the hole. Rule of thumb, smaller is better, you can always make it bigger. You'll feel resistance on the bulb if there is not enough air getting in there, if that happens make it bigger. But first GET YOUR FUCKING TORCH OFF IT, or it'll chink (implode).




Loadin it:

Get a straw, put your straw in your little baggie (or big baggie ). Get ya out a decent ammount and jam that straw through your tooter. You should see the powder/shards inside the bulb.


Smokin it:

You should melt it (while inside the bulb of course) before you actually start hittin it. Take it from powder to liquid. A LIGHT melt.


Hittin it:

A good dope hit is taken by inhaling lightly. If you don't blow out smoke, dont worry, you got a hit.

Good dope hit = no smoke blown out. I hate seeing all these morons blowin out huge ass white clouds, fuck that!


Bulb Ediquet:

Light Hits

It's absolutely essential to use a torch to light this, a bic lighter will N-O-T give you a good hit.

Your shit should be melted on the inside of the bulb.

I would try hitting it like a roach kind of. (suck, stop, suck, stop, etc.) Where you dont want to suck the cherry down your throat, ya know?

When using a high-tempature torch, only keep the flame in one area for around 2 seconds. You want to spread out the heat to the bulb. You can go back to the same area after 5 or so seconds (enough time to cool down enough for you to hit it)

Oh, yes, you WILL chink a bulb, don't even worry about it, it's GOING to happen. You will know when you chink it, trust me. :P It's the weirdest sound.

I would also get used to smoking your bulb before you invite people over to smoke with you. If you invite people, keep your numbers low. (always remember 3 is a conspiracy). Don't fucking allow Bic lighters on your bulb. It's an unclean flame.

I recommend going and getting a nice torch, go ahead and spend 25 or so bucks on one, it's worth it.

The only flame you want to put to one of these bulbs is propane or butane torch. You need an almost abraisive type heat.

As ya get to the end of the life of the bulb and you've smoked alot of shit through it. Scrape it! You have to be conservative!

After you're done with your bulb take you a nice rag(not paper towels) and spin your bulb in there (if its hot, which it most likely will be because you just got done smoking a shitload of dope )

Once it's fairly cool again, load it up again and go for another round!


Scraping Your Bulb for the Hard Times (you know they're comin):


Take off your cap and tooter. Untape the tape that's holding it to it, dont remove the tape on the threads themselves yet tho.

Take some channel locks or something and put them on the threads. Take you something heavy and just kind of break the glass. You don't want to crack it really bad.




If you have any questions man. I don't mind helping you out, as long as it's not dumb questions.

My AIM is (PM Me for It If you really want it) (course this was my real aim handle here before :P)


Oh another note, eat alot of carbs. Chocolate, sugar, anything you can fucking eat. Hoho's, anything. Keep liquid and some carbs in your body......more details but you need to know why and how you do these things. I feel its important to know WHY you do something instead of just DOING it. Kind of like running into a cave without scouting it first.


PM (or post) questions and I'll do my best to help ya out, actually I think I'm gonna post this because it's really long.


Edit:// try not to go for more than 3 days. Eat and (You should be drinking gatorade or soda or something anyway) then sleep.

Sleep for a couple hours, wakeup and it's like a new day.

[JimmyB]

light bulbs work very well. in fact i like them better than pipes becasue you dont waste much.

[ArkAngel 8369]

Thanks for the instructions, Kazul.

[Lysergic]

About cramping:

"If you don't get enough sodium you will cramp in places you didn't even know existed"

Because this dehydrate's you, sodium is not transported to the muscles,as your muscles make energy, they excrete Creatanine (Not Creatine) you deplete most of your nutrients. In order to get these nutrients back into your system, guess what you do? Try eating. I can't stress this enough, if you don't want to feel like shit the next day or night when you're up. Fucking eat. You're prolly gonna have to force yourself to eat because you wont be "hungry". But your stomach will growl every now and then so you know you need to eat. If you have too, try eating before you get your buzz going. It'll prolly be better overall.

//edit: No problem for the help, im sitting here trying to help ya'll out. :) If you don't want to ask a question publically, PM me and I'll help ya out. I'm the kind of guy that figure if you're going to do a drug. Know everything you can about at and make sure you do it the correct way. I'm not saying there is one "correct" way to smoke your shit. There are ways (such as the one posted above) that are more efficient. So you dont sit there and WASTE a gram on a foil. Foil is horrible. -_-

//edit: Added a couple more details >_<....again... You know how it is :)

[JimmyB]

if you want to make a meth pipe its pretty easy.

go to walmart, buy a battery tester for your car battery. get yourself a propane torch. clowly heat up the tapered end until it melts together. then once its melted together, continue heating evenly and slowly start blowing into the other end. the heated end will swell up like a balloon. make the bulb about 1/2 inch in diameter.

to make the carb, simply concentrate the heat on one end, and blow hard. you will blow a hole. then take the flame and melt down the edges until it looks good.

practice makes perfect, so grab a couple battery testers and give it a coupel tries. it took me making 4 or 5 until i got it just right.

[Lysergic]

if you want to make a meth pipe its pretty easy.

go to walmart, buy a battery tester for your car battery. get yourself a propane torch. clowly heat up the tapered end until it melts together. then once its melted together, continue heating evenly and slowly start blowing into the other end. the heated end will swell up like a balloon. make the bulb about 1/2 inch in diameter.

to make the carb, simply concentrate the heat on one end, and blow hard. you will blow a hole. then take the flame and melt down the edges until it looks good.

practice makes perfect, so grab a couple battery testers and give it a coupel tries. it took me making 4 or 5 until i got it just right.


Do you think you could clarify a bit? I'm not getting how you would use a battery tester to smoke shit. Is it made out of glass? I don't think I'm thinking of the correct thing, but I see battery tester and think a voltage meter for some reason. Want to clarify for me please?

My bud here is saying there is a bulb or something inside it, if you could I'd appriciate any info on this. Cuz I'm a knowledge fiend.

[JimmyB]

yes, its made of of glass. test tubes work the best so if you are in chemistry, or know someone who is, snag a couple from labs. they are the easiest to work with. and alot of the time they are pyrex, which means they arent as fragile as glass.

a battery tester looks like a eye dropper. it tests the specific gravity of the water in your battery. it will have diferent colored bead and a rubber squeeze thingy on the end.

these work, but if your just starting out, grab test tubes. most high schools have them in the chem labs. OR, some cigars come in glass tubes. these are not pyrex but wil work just the same

[Quoth the Raven]

most high schools have them in the chem labs. OR, some cigars come in glass tubes. these are not pyrex but wil work just the same
Just a little note, most cheapass test tubes are NOT Pyrex, I know because I was heating a test tube in chem one day and the fucker melted! Also, swipe a Bunsen burner if you can, and get a bottle of camping gas (the little bottles you buy in outdoor stores). In my opinion it works better than a torch lighter and can reach temperatures of up to 500C

[JimmyB]

ya a bunson burner will work good. MAPP gas works best, actually its almost too hot, so be careful, shit melts quick

[thundercles]

OR you can walk down to the friendly market like me and buy a meth pipe for like 6 bux, they are in convience stores, and ALL head shops here in Phoenix. Pyrex ones are the nicest and they sell them at trails, they cost up to 20 bux though. THere is NOTHING like hitting off a nice pyrex pipe, with the exception of making a tweek bong. They also sell meth pipes with the stem bent, the reason for this being is so you can put it in a bong instead of using a bowl and smoke meth through it. Those hits are DA BEST! seriously, if you ever want to buy a meth pipe, PM me and we'll arrange something by mail. Being that meth pipes are perfectly legal as "euculptus oil inhalers" until they are used, there is no problem with mailing one.