i need tips on rolling a good joint

[stylus]

i need to learn how to role a good joint i have a gram sitting in my pocket and figure well why not roll it into a joint... anyone want to help me on how to role it... i picked it all apart... just the rolling part should be hard any help is wanted thanks

[WEED GURU]

See here http://www.hempfiles.com/smoking/joint.shtml.

[thundercles]

My friend Alex showed me that simplicity is the key to rolling the best, if you put too much work into them then they usaully end up way to tight. Just make sure it's broken up very well, fold the paper half way hot dog style so that it has a groove for you to put your buds in, fold the one half over making the shape and hold it to the other part with your fingers while you lick the gum then just fold it over on top, then take both ends and roll them around in your fingers making them into a kind of conical shape. If a lot fell out of hte ends when you were rolling then use a pencil and pack it down and take what fell out the ends and drop it into the end before coning up the ends. I wish I had picks to show you but my digital camera is outta commision right now.

[SQUEE!!!]

a real easy way is to wrap the paper around a pen or something like that, lick the glue and everything so it sticks, the twist an end off, and pull it off the pen. now just fill the paper with busted up weed, and insert a filter.

[t himself]

a real easy way is to wrap the paper around a pen or something like that, like the glue and everything so it sticks, the twist an end off, and pull it off the pen. now just fill the paper with busted up weed, and insert a filter.


filter...? wtf

[SQUEE!!!]

well not actually a filter i guess, just like a little piece of rolled up cardboard or heavy paper for a tip

[Snoopdogg196]

a real easy way is to wrap the paper around a pen or something like that, like the glue and everything so it sticks, the twist an end off, and pull it off the pen. now just fill the paper with busted up weed, and insert a filter.
are u retarded... why would you smoke glue, you dumbshit. you are the shittiest roller ever. What you do is u get zig zags or w/e. Then u put the weed on to it (make sure there is no wind, i've lost much weed like this)

Warned for AOL Speak/Shorthand - TGO

[SQUEE!!!]

yea..... so the stuff on the edge of the zig-zag that you lick so that it sticks when you roll it is what now? cuz i thought it "was" glue

[lman2069]

all you do is fold the paper in half put an even amt. of weed across the paper fold it over once , make sure all the shit didn't fall out the ends. then jus fold over lick the glue and stick the paper on one part at a time, like middle then left end then right end and you should have a perfect J

[Paul Kemp]

Here's another tip for novice joint rollers. Use a dollar bill.

Bust the weed up real good.

Fold the dollar bill in half (the short way)

Put the weed in the bill (between .5 and 1 grams, depending on how good it is)

Put your first two fingers of each end on the back of the bill, and your thumbs on the front.

Roll the dope back and forth until it's evenly distributed.

place the paper against the back of the bill, on the inside, with the bottom edge of the paper flush with the bottom of the pile of weed.

Repeat the rolling process from earlier just once, rolling the front of the bill upwards.

Get the paper wrapped all the way around the weed, except for the glue.

Lick the glue, and finish rolling.

Fire it up!

[bonemachine]

Yeah, that dollar bill thing works good. You can also buy joint (cigarette) rolling machines.

[bonemachine]

Also, don't use crappy papers.

Get zig-zags, or those nice hemp papers.

[Paul Kemp]

Yeah, that dollar bill thing works good. You can also buy joint (cigarette) rolling machines.

Fuck rolling machines. The roller ones that come with tobacco make joints too tight, and the automatic ones just suck.

[kaswell]

just buy pre-rolled man, they r expensive but worth it. Just take em out of the pack, then chop ur weed and baccie up, adn chuck it in. Voila..a perfect joint

[Joejoe8569]

OMG LOL

Warned - guiltfromourlips

[Smith357]

Use semi moist leafs, do not use powder or rock hard little buds, prep the weed to have a tobacco like texture for rolling. Use a good paper, I have always liked Club Cabarets, but you will only find those in head shops, not the qwicky mart.

Practice, practice, practice, buy some cigarette tobacco and roll them, even if you don't smoke it's cheap practice.

[jive[SUCKA]]

Use semi moist leafs, do not use powder or rock hard little buds, prep the weed to have a tobacco like texture for rolling. Use a good paper, I have always liked Club Cabarets, but you will only find those in head shops, not the qwicky mart.

Practice, practice, practice, buy some cigarette tobacco and roll them, even if you don't smoke it's cheap practice.
haha. practice. i love pot and/or potheads.

[thundercles]

Use semi moist leafs, do not use powder or rock hard little buds, prep the weed to have a tobacco like texture for rolling. Use a good paper, I have always liked Club Cabarets, but you will only find those in head shops, not the qwicky mart.

Practice, practice, practice, buy some cigarette tobacco and roll them, even if you don't smoke it's cheap practice.
practice makes perfect, but you are better off just rolling joints with weed, breaking the joint open and starting over as practice (or just rolling lots of Js and getting mega stoned) since you roll tobacco differently then weed, and well, it's just different. I can roll excellent joints but I can't roll ciggerette tobacco to save my life.

[Joost]

I think the succes of rolling a good joint is: spread the tabacco/weed well on your paper, if it's even, just start rolling between thumbs and pointfingers (pointfinger??? indexfinger??) roll it a few times to make the tabacco an weed roll up nicely, then just a little bit more pressure on your thumbs and roll it up, close it, smoke it, enjoy it :)

(hope this was helpfull ;))