PDA

View Full Version : One Day At School



Infected7
04-16-2005, 05:53 PM
Alright this is from awhile back but still a very entertaining story that I thought you all would enjoy.



The night before this all happened I was bored and I took close to 12 totem poles. Stupidity? Yes. So I didn't feel much so I went to bed and then I woke up a couple hours later. Betting that it wouldn't have carried over to the next day.


I wake up and feel beautiful. The sun is shining and I get dressed and everything. Don't feel a thing. I go into my first period which is at the time (what an ironic moment) Criminal Justice. With a former cop as the teacher. The teacher for this class is very awesome. If your stoned in class he'll let you off and let you sleep in class to not get you in trouble. If your lazy then he'll just ignore you and not make it a huge deal. So I walk in and it starts to kick in majorly. So I figure if I can just sleep through this class then it'll wear off alittle bit at a time. Well for some reason he had decided that today would not be his day to be pushed around. So he walked over to me and woke me up and said "Take that chain off your wallet". So instead of doing as he said. In my stoned stupor I just dropped the chain from the waist part and just let it hang there. And Laid my head back down and went back to sleep. Well a couple moments passed and he woke me up again, turns out I had put it back on. And I do the same thing again. This time he gets pissed so I take it off and put it in my pocket. We were reading from cards and police reports so he handed me one and asked me to read it. Not being able to read at all. I just hand it back to him and tell him I don't feel like reading. He makes me attempt to read it. And I come up with some bullshit that no one had ever even heard of. Something about the fall of the Great Carrot Empire.

So ignoring that, he asked me to walk up to the board. I start to walk but my legs don't seem to want to go with that idea. So I bump into an empty desk. Losing my temper very easily when I'm fucked up. I start yelling at the desk and it goes something like this

Desk: -blank expression-
Me: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER. YOU BEST FUCKING WATCH YOURSELF
Desk: -blank expression-
Me: I'll fuck your shit up! -kick-
Desk: -blank expression-

So at that he realizes that I'm fucked up out of my mind and its not safe for me to be around human beings or desks. So he tells me to walk out in the hall for the rest of class. I attempt to reach through the glass a couple times only to hurt my fingers. He starts to walk me to the office. And then I can't walk down stairs. So he has to carry me by the arm into the office. The Principal goes "Whats wrong Nick?". My excuse "Uh..I'm just really sleepy". So he emptys my pockets and everything. Not finding a single thing on me. Because I'm a tad bit smarter then to do that. I then start searching through his papers on his desk as my grandfather and dad walk in.

Grandfather: What the hell are you doing?
Me: I'm looking for this fucking DVD I let this motherfucker borrow. I'm not taking this shit anymore
Grandfather: Er...Come on..We'll take you to the hospital


The Hospital is a story on its own. If I get a good response from this one. I'll be happy to tell the story of what happened the rest of the way

B4z00k4
04-16-2005, 05:59 PM
I remember you telling me about this....This is the fucking funniest story I have ever read...especially the desk part. Voted +. I wanna hear the hospital story!

n00dleThePirate
04-16-2005, 06:02 PM
Wow dude, that is fucking great. That sucks you got busted and had to go to the hospital but at least you are funny enough to bitch out a desk and try to put your hand through a window. Plus for this hilarious story, and nice cover up with the DVD thing, that is fucking great.

Jspeedy!
04-16-2005, 06:50 PM
Post your hospital story!

Smee
04-16-2005, 09:40 PM
That was awesome. The yelling at a desk is so great! +

wng-
04-16-2005, 10:09 PM
awesome story, can't wait to hear about the hospital.

voted :D

sKuLLs
04-17-2005, 01:06 AM
Kickass story, chain part made me giggle, but the desk part made me burst out in laughter. I can't wait for a second story, but in the meantime I'm going to go figure out what a Totem pole is...

wotBandit
04-17-2005, 09:02 PM
Groovy, man, absolutely groovy. Don't take any guff from those desks.

Thecook
04-17-2005, 10:01 PM
That was fricken awesome, so good!!!


EDIT:man im giving you a vote. Now tell the hospital story!!

AtomicQtip
04-17-2005, 10:35 PM
Voted in hopes for the hospital story. Did you get into any trouble?

kip
04-17-2005, 10:39 PM
I love being totally fucked up at school. Voted + for the memories!

Infected7
04-17-2005, 10:58 PM
Voted in hopes for the hospital story. Did you get into any trouble?


I got in alittle trouble. I just told my parents that I accidently took too much of my medicine and BOOM I got off.


For all of you hoping and waiting for the hospital story. You are in great luck. I'm making it tonight or tomorrow.

lud36
04-19-2005, 02:17 PM
That's awsome! Now i'll have to read the hospital story. Voted.

T-Wrecks
04-19-2005, 02:29 PM
You have some good stories man, I voted + on both of them. I wish I had some good one, i can't even remember half of my good stories, haha.

wann
04-20-2005, 03:11 PM
Haha, that just made me laugh.

Yeah, tell about the hospital!

EmptyBX8
04-21-2005, 08:12 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That is the funniest story I have read EVER! voted + for making my day 12 times better. i would vote twice if I could.