MothBalls
01-03-2005, 01:30 AM
While the best way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs, for the most of us we can not do that. There are a few ways that can help you in passing a drug test, only urine tests here, can't help you in blood tests, or hair tests, or even spinal taps. Urine tests can be detected in 3-10 after a single use, and 4-6 weeks for chronic users. Wash out your system- the way this is done is to drink more fluids and urinate more frequently. This will dilute the concentration of THC metabolyte in your urine. Start washing yourself out days before the test, that is preferable, although it is much more important to do it hours before the test. Drink lots of fluids, anything you commonly drink is fine, but alot of things like vinegar and other foul tasting things don't work, so don't force yourself to drink it.
An even more effective way to increase your fluid output is to take diuretics. I warn you though, you can become severly dehydrated if you take these so be sure to drink plenty of fluids. Diuretics can also be hazardous to people that are diabetic, pregnant, and people with kidney problems. The most powerful diuretics are prescription high blood pressure medications. Some skeptical diuretics are otc products like premenstral pills. Some weak diuretics are coffee, cranberry juice, and beer, and some herbal remedies. Possibly the most important time to wash yourself out the night before the test, and the following morning. Drink as much liquids as you can stand the night before and keep emptying out your bladder frequently. Also take diuretics if possible. The urine in your bladder in the morning is considered to be dirty because all the thc in your system has been gathered and is at a higher concentration since its all just been sitting in there.
A former army drug testing officer has been reported saying the way to beat a drug test on short notice is to take an 80 milligram does of prescription diuretic Lasixm, and then drink alot of water, and he means alot. Then urinate a few times and then take the test. This has been reported to be extremely effective by this officer, and he knows what he is talking about. Depending on who gives you the test, many people are suspicous of cleary urine becaus your urine becomes clear when you have been drinking alot. A way to help disguise that is to take 50 to 100 miligrams of vitamin B-12, this will color your urine yellow for a few hours. Now all of this is helpful and if you didn't smoke too much pot recently this will help you pass a drug test on very short notice. But there are no guarantees since these methods aren't scientifically proven, but have been tested to be successful and sometimes unsuccessful.
Some more exotic and experimental methods of beating a drug test are taking Zinc Sulfate, this mineral is expected to attach to drug molecules, which screens them from your urine, and sending it to your feces. This has been reported by regulat smokers to pass a urine test in just a couple days of last smoking. Take alot of liquids when taking zinc sulfate hours before the test. Don't eat too much solids before the test. Do not take this mineral for extended periods of time since it can lead to toxic reactions, and copper deficiencies. Zinc Sulfade is available in tablets from pharmacies of in a solution sold in health food stores known as Zinc Challenge.
There are products available that have been reported to clear any drug testing. There are guarantees such as pass the test or no money back, but the ingredients are secretive. Some of these products are Test Free, by the Zydot Unlimited inc. There are other products similiar to Test Free such as Naturall Klean, and Norml.
A more extreme method of passing a test is to tamper with the sample. This is risky and only should be done in emergencies. You can try putting 6 to 10 drops of bleach, detergent, or even blood.
Well these are all methods which I hope will help you pass a test, and these should be helpful to those of you facing a drug test in the future. This is a very researched thread, and took me a long time to write, i hope this is helpful to some of you. Vote if it is helpful to you, or might be. Good luck and pass the test.
EDIT: Another way to pass a urine test contributed by ArucardX
Here's what to do:
GO to GNC and pickup a creatine supplement. Start taking this at least a week beforehand every day as instructed (kill two birds with one stone here and start running to exercise out the THC, and also weight-lift, cuz its further sweating and every chick likes a strong guys)
Exercise vigorously as much as possible up to two days before your test. I personally recommend running because it is a hard cardio workout and it builds much more stamina and endurance than many other cardio workouts.
Two days before the test, do NOTHING. sit around and be lazy and stuff yourself with as much NUTRITIONAL food as possible. Continue to take your creatine though.
The day of the test, drink all the water you possibly can handle without making yourself sick. Go to your local CVS, Rite-Aid, whatever drug store and pick up a bottle of Vitamin B Complex pills. I popped two pills when I woke up (about 8:30am), took double my normal dose of creatine (I use a type called Anabolic Switch, which has a fast-acting as well as monohydrate[delayed activation] type of creatine in it). From there I drank about 16 bottles of water until my test that night at about 6:30PM. an hour and a half before your test, pop another B Complex pill, as its the multiple types of Vitamin B which will give you a temporary yellow tint to your should-be totally clear urine. From here pray to God, Buddha, Ollie Cromwell, or whoever it is that you worship, go in, piss, and pass . If you have any specific questions, feel free to PM me or drop me an IM at AIM: xLiquiDxTrancEx.
An even more effective way to increase your fluid output is to take diuretics. I warn you though, you can become severly dehydrated if you take these so be sure to drink plenty of fluids. Diuretics can also be hazardous to people that are diabetic, pregnant, and people with kidney problems. The most powerful diuretics are prescription high blood pressure medications. Some skeptical diuretics are otc products like premenstral pills. Some weak diuretics are coffee, cranberry juice, and beer, and some herbal remedies. Possibly the most important time to wash yourself out the night before the test, and the following morning. Drink as much liquids as you can stand the night before and keep emptying out your bladder frequently. Also take diuretics if possible. The urine in your bladder in the morning is considered to be dirty because all the thc in your system has been gathered and is at a higher concentration since its all just been sitting in there.
A former army drug testing officer has been reported saying the way to beat a drug test on short notice is to take an 80 milligram does of prescription diuretic Lasixm, and then drink alot of water, and he means alot. Then urinate a few times and then take the test. This has been reported to be extremely effective by this officer, and he knows what he is talking about. Depending on who gives you the test, many people are suspicous of cleary urine becaus your urine becomes clear when you have been drinking alot. A way to help disguise that is to take 50 to 100 miligrams of vitamin B-12, this will color your urine yellow for a few hours. Now all of this is helpful and if you didn't smoke too much pot recently this will help you pass a drug test on very short notice. But there are no guarantees since these methods aren't scientifically proven, but have been tested to be successful and sometimes unsuccessful.
Some more exotic and experimental methods of beating a drug test are taking Zinc Sulfate, this mineral is expected to attach to drug molecules, which screens them from your urine, and sending it to your feces. This has been reported by regulat smokers to pass a urine test in just a couple days of last smoking. Take alot of liquids when taking zinc sulfate hours before the test. Don't eat too much solids before the test. Do not take this mineral for extended periods of time since it can lead to toxic reactions, and copper deficiencies. Zinc Sulfade is available in tablets from pharmacies of in a solution sold in health food stores known as Zinc Challenge.
There are products available that have been reported to clear any drug testing. There are guarantees such as pass the test or no money back, but the ingredients are secretive. Some of these products are Test Free, by the Zydot Unlimited inc. There are other products similiar to Test Free such as Naturall Klean, and Norml.
A more extreme method of passing a test is to tamper with the sample. This is risky and only should be done in emergencies. You can try putting 6 to 10 drops of bleach, detergent, or even blood.
Well these are all methods which I hope will help you pass a test, and these should be helpful to those of you facing a drug test in the future. This is a very researched thread, and took me a long time to write, i hope this is helpful to some of you. Vote if it is helpful to you, or might be. Good luck and pass the test.
EDIT: Another way to pass a urine test contributed by ArucardX
Here's what to do:
GO to GNC and pickup a creatine supplement. Start taking this at least a week beforehand every day as instructed (kill two birds with one stone here and start running to exercise out the THC, and also weight-lift, cuz its further sweating and every chick likes a strong guys)
Exercise vigorously as much as possible up to two days before your test. I personally recommend running because it is a hard cardio workout and it builds much more stamina and endurance than many other cardio workouts.
Two days before the test, do NOTHING. sit around and be lazy and stuff yourself with as much NUTRITIONAL food as possible. Continue to take your creatine though.
The day of the test, drink all the water you possibly can handle without making yourself sick. Go to your local CVS, Rite-Aid, whatever drug store and pick up a bottle of Vitamin B Complex pills. I popped two pills when I woke up (about 8:30am), took double my normal dose of creatine (I use a type called Anabolic Switch, which has a fast-acting as well as monohydrate[delayed activation] type of creatine in it). From there I drank about 16 bottles of water until my test that night at about 6:30PM. an hour and a half before your test, pop another B Complex pill, as its the multiple types of Vitamin B which will give you a temporary yellow tint to your should-be totally clear urine. From here pray to God, Buddha, Ollie Cromwell, or whoever it is that you worship, go in, piss, and pass . If you have any specific questions, feel free to PM me or drop me an IM at AIM: xLiquiDxTrancEx.