Ollie Cromwell!

[cam123240]

Ok,

So haven't you all noticed that Ollie Cromwell is some sort of mega genius?
I'm pretty sure that Ollie is some sort of organic chemist, rocket scientist, chaos theory mathematician, or some other insanely super-human hybrid thingy.


Not kissing ass, I'm just saying that Ollie is like...a knowledge resource god, or is god, rather.


lol. Ollie is everywhere, answering questions, banning fools and false prophets, making announcements, and serving infractions on violators.


Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Is it a VBulletin superhero?
A drug, alcohol, and tobacco information king?


NOOOOOO!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTSSSSS

OLLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!



hahahah, let's hear it for the king of DNB! Ollie Cromwell!!!!
Hear, Hear! To Ollie!!



Share your thanks, fellow DNBer's!!



:D

[moe.ron]

who runs ur internets?

[Socially Inept]

meh. He's alright.

[LuLubell]

Who's Ollie? LoL

[Lucien]

Who?

[onletme]

What is this I don't even.

[Bgrace]

If he is some sort of mega genius then he shouldnt waste his talents on a bunch of junkies and drug users.


Get a life Ollie!

[J Dizz]

Someone smoke weed for their first time?

[ThatStoner]

This post is weird..

[LSDXMDMA]

What the fuck is this? That oxycodone making you say some crazy shit. I mean I like DnB as much as the next guy and think Ollie is an exceptionally intelligent dude, but this is a tad to far. He's a human being like the rest of us, not a legend or a god (Sorry OC).

[ThatStoner]

There is it^^^^^^That's what I was trying to say.

[Ollie]

No offense taken. I'd rather not be deified, as I'm just a guy. Nothing particularly special, honest. Just had a lot of time in harm reduction at one point in my life is all. Start volunteering for Dancesafe tomorrow and you too could be where I'm at in another decade. lol.

[Lucien]

No offense taken. I'd rather not be deified, as I'm just a guy. Nothing particularly special, honest. Just had a lot of time in harm reduction at one point in my life is all. Start volunteering for Dancesafe tomorrow and you too could be where I'm at in another decade. lol.

Who are you?

[DOWNRZ]

I think I'm god but... That's a story for another time.

[Aberzhulan]

I thought an ollie was a skateboard move??

[DOWNRZ]

I thought an ollie was a skateboard move??

Hahaha

[DiverDan]

Who are you?

Site owner.

[Lucien]

Site owner.

Wait, who are you?

[DOWNRZ]

Wait, who are you?

A moderator not me but dan

[Lucien]

I think I'm up to speed now.

[iToke2Hard]

Lol ..

Brown Noser.

[DOWNRZ]

I have a joke =)

Whats the difference between a ass kisser and a brown noser?

[Bgrace]

I have a joke =)

Whats the difference between a ass kisser and a brown noser?

What?

[DOWNRZ]

Depth perception lol

[Bgrace]

Depth perception lol

HAHAHA thats pretty funny and clever and im not ass kissing here.

[ThatStoner]

][_, [_], ][_,!

[stringtheory]

Ollie is exceptionally intelligent. Probably one of the more intelligent people I know. At least the ones that are able to express themselves rationally and I know some damn smart people. He's not omnipotent although it may look that way here on DmB sometimes.

[halussin8]

Ok,

Not kissing ass,

Psh. I can't tell....I think he's got a crush on you ollie.
ha


meh. He's alright.

hahahahahah



Who's Ollie? LoL

Lmao!

This thread picked my spirits up lol...And kinda creeped me out at the same time.

[IzzySnuffer]

Hell yeah! Ollie gives us all access to valuable information and a way to waste countless hours while fuckin trashed! /fucked up

[StinkyBambinosAndcheese]

I'm going back to the butt sex thread. Care to join me Ollie? Muahahahahaha!