How do I make a weed cigarette?

[Caitlin]

My friend gave me some weed and a pipe. I do not know what I am suppose to do to prepare it and smoke it. Can anyone teach me or give me tips?

How do I make a weed cigarette if I cannot figure out how to put it in the pipe?

[Paul Kemp]

All you have to do to put it in a pipe is clean out the stems and seeds. Rolling a joint is harder than smoking a bowl.

[Caitlin]

What are the stems and seeds and how do I clean them?

[Paul Kemp]

What are the stems and seeds and how do I clean them?

By "clean" I mean remove from the weed. As to what they are, well, they are stems and seeds...

[Snoopdogg196]

let me find some pics and i'll edit this post to show you

[Snoopdogg196]

let me find some pics and i'll edit this post to show you


ok, well couldn't find pics but i'll try to explain... if you put the weed out on a table, and look thru you'll see stems and seeds, these have 0 thc in them, which means they will not aid you in getting hi in any way. Stems will look like little twigs, and seeds, well seeds look like seeds. Just take them out and you're set.


edit: oops, hit quote instead of edit...

[Caitlin]

Thanks. You helped me out a lot. I will do my best on this.

[Sick Boy]

It's best to practice with papers before getting the weed involved...and don't forget to read the 'mix' section.


Joint Roller's Handbook
http://shrug.aboleo.net/joints/

[xtrmntr]

Cut them into smaller portions if it's uncut (duh) then after seperating the seeds from the good stuffs, put a nice portion unto yer palm and then use yer thumb to grind it nicely but not too hard then roll it into a joint. But if you're a beginner or you don't know how to roll one, I suggest you take out the tobacco from cigs then mix half of the tobacco up with the weed, after that proceed to fill the hollow cig shell with the concoction and enjoy. Remember don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.

[aFlightAndaCrash]

Isn't there another way, by using a black piece of paper you could seperate the stems and seed from good stuff by finding whats white on the paper? But don't throw the stems and seeds away, contrary to popular belief it DOES have thc content, and if you can collect enough it can make a good tea.

[Jspeedy]

[EDIT] Oh... wait you meant like just making a joint?


You can't simply make them by replacing tobacco with reefer, well, you could... but thats stupid.

Here I took this entry from totse.com, a great resource for anything you could find out of the anarchist cookbook (and more!)

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Disclaimer: This information must be spread like a beautiful uncontrolled blaze burning its way through the offices of the DEA. Hoarding it will result in my suing your ass into oblivion for severely pissing me off.

Background: One day, while strolling through a casino, marveling at the stupidity of all the monkeys emptying their wallets into blinking and clanging collection bins, I felt ticked off to see people smoking cigarettes everywhere, knowing that I couldn't enjoy my herbal substance of choice (cannabis, of course - what else is there?) there because people didn't understand it. I resolved to find a way to defeat this. A matter of moments later, the answer popped into my mind. Below is the process I developed shortly thereafter, which is designed to be extremely simple to perform. This process removes nicotine and many of the compounds responsible for harsh smoke from tobacco, while extracting the cannabinoids (they are what get you high) out of cannabis into the tobacco. This results in a "tobacco" that is non-addictive and gets you high. The resulting cigarettes smell and burn exactly like generic unaltered cigarettes. The amount, ratio, and quality of substances used in the process below can be altered to adjust the number of weed cigs made and the strength of such.

Process: First, the tobacco must be removed from the cigarettes. This is done by rolling the cigarette in the fingers while applying pressure, which loosens the tobacco, causing it to begin falling out. Collect the tobacco from ten cigarettes, and place in a coffee maker as you would coffee grounds (if you don't have a coffee maker, you can just place the tobacco in a filter instead, and run hot water through). Keep reloading the coffee maker with water and restarting the cycle until the "brew" comes out as just a pale yellow (this removes nicotine while cleaning many of the harmful compounds out of the tobacco - and, by the way, this doesn't damage or permanently contaminate the coffee maker). Dump the "brew," unless you're interested in poisoing small animals by boiling off the water, dipping darts in the remaining nicotine oil, and sticking them in the victims. Now take half of an eighth of mid-grade cannabis, tear it into the tiniest grounds possible, and place in a bottle. Add six tablespoons of isopropyl alcohol, and let it sit for 24 hours. Then filter out the cannabis plant material, and mix the filtered (green) solution with the processed tobacco. Allow this wet mush to evaporate while stirring every now and then to ensure even depositing of cannabinoids into the tobacco plant material. Once it's dry, all that's left to do is pack it back into the cigarette papers. Keep in mind that the ends of the papers often need to be twisted to ensure that nothing comes tumbling back out.

Congratulations: You now have cigarettes that get you high! Smoke these anywhere tobacco is tolerated - a restaurant, a casino, a sidewalk. Or, if you're strapped for cash, you can sell these. People will easily pay $3 each, and sometimes up to even $5.

Conclusion: Remember the disclaimer and get to work.

[Mad Pino Rage]

Jspeedy, I will have to try that. That sounds bloody ingenius, and I love to smoke in the open. I'd probably sell them for a little bit higher prices though because that sounds like a little too much work for just 3 bucks a cigarette.

And how does one make tea from seeds? I just have a jar of them that I never threw away.

[aFlightAndaCrash]

And how does one make tea from seeds? I just have a jar of them that I never threw away.

It also depends on if you have stems as well, i've done this with my friends once and it worked pretty well. But basically you have to get some vodka (THC is only fat and alcohol soluble), you lightly boil your stems and seeds in a little amount of vodka, until it is a good color, minty green kind of, then you mix with a slight amount of butter, and some honey for flavor, then add water to dilute the mixture, serve hot and flavor to taste, no need to filter out the seeds and stems, they should fall to the bottom. It gives you a good high and makes me feel sophisticated, try and develop this method, it's still in me and my friends stoned idea of fun developmental stages and is not perfected.

[PsY]

Caitlin your best bet is to have the friend of yours show you if you cant figure out how to use a pipe. Dont make a joint if you have a pipe already, IMO pipes are much better (Bongs too...)

[EpiLimiC]

Personally, I don't ever roll tobacco with my joints nor do I use a filter, but this is a funny tute on how to roll one.

-=-

We all know this situation: nothing happening online
and going out for some healthy activity is just a bit to much activity.

http://iswingthe.wrongway.net/lego/lego01.jpg

So when it gets really boring there is nothing better than meeting some friends.
... who know how to waste time and health :)

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Note Jim with the green stuff :)

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Ok, so we are packed and ready to go:

Step 1 - Unpack the Paper and get the tobacco out of the cigarette (moisture
will help)

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Step 2 - Put some Tobacco on the paper and make a little roll for the mouth
piece

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Step 3 - Now it comes to the all important marijuana :) just put as much as you
like on the tobacco (more is more ;)

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Step 4 - Now grep the entire thing and roll it in your fingers until it all
forms a kind roll

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Step 5 - The hardest part is the actual rolling. But it is solvable right ?! ;)

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... CAREFULL handling will make it better! ...

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Step 6 - Now just rip of the left over paper (when you roll inside-out)

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Now take a deep breath and feel the force :)

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... and don't forget to share with your friends

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Till next time!

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SMOKE IT! :pancake:

[PsY]

omg...

im giving you a plus for that. Thank you for making my day....btw Ill have to try the filter on there. I usually just empty out a ciggerette and just stuff weed down there...but I use pipess. never use joints really.

[EpiLimiC]

The only time I put anything resembling a filter would be the underside of the top flap on a cigarette pack, you tear off that small strip of cardboard and make a mouthpiece in a blunt so that it hits like a shotgun every time.

[aFlightAndaCrash]

Yeah, i always carry around a little piece of index card and i collect business cards just for that purpose, to make a nice little roach to hold the mouth open. Good times.

By the way epilemic, how long did it take you to make that little instructional pamphlet on how to roll a joint? Looks kinda hard to do with little toys, looks like you might have TOO much time on your hands.

[neo82087]

delete

[EpiLimiC]

By the way epilemic, how long did it take you to make that little instructional pamphlet on how to roll a joint? Looks kinda hard to do with little toys, looks like you might have TOO much time on your hands.

I didn't make it, thats an old series of pics that has been around the net twice.. I was actually surprised that somebody didnt post it before me :/

[toasterofdoom]

I have seen that lego man joint rolling thing on many websites, very cool. There is also a bong smoking set of pictures.

[LooshiusLeftfoot]

I have seen that lego man joint rolling thing on many websites, very cool. There is also a bong smoking set of pictures.

if you dont know how to smoke with a bong than it is time to end yourself...

[Mad Pino Rage]

What has happened to Caitlin? Anyone talk to her afterwards? She use to be such a good girl, and now she is doing a fun thing :(. A bad fun thing.

[guiltfromourlips]

HOLY CRAP, Epil. That rules. :cool:

P.S. :voted:

I miss my Legos. :(

[Jspeedy]

You know he didnt even make that, he took it from a flash cartoon

[Mandy]

great post, thanks for the pics, never had a weed cig before. I'll have to try it out :)

[EpiLimiC]

You know he didnt even make that, he took it from a flash cartoon
http://iswingthe.wrongway.net/ns.jpg
I already said that I got it from somewhere else (http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/showpost.php?p=197300&postcount=20).

[toasterofdoom]

if you dont know how to smoke with a bong than it is time to end yourself...
I think it's more of a haha funny type of thing, not a tutorial

[Maximicus]

Blunts are better than cigs.

[cheeselord]

Wow this has to be one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time.